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01-17-2013, 09:38 PM
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Join Date: Aug 14, 2011
Location: San Antonio
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Originally Posted by beezdat
Lol, me either.
I think the gist of this one is SL is saying he's working with a big tool and a provider asked him to go to the circus with her to see a midget named Slamdango.
Am I close??
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LMAO. I am looking forward to SL's response. This could be entertaining.
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01-17-2013, 11:09 PM
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Join Date: Oct 13, 2010
Location: San Antonio Texas
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Originally Posted by Still Looking
LOL I ONLY book hour appointments as a rule. 15 minutes to chat. 30 minutes of Hide The Pickle. And 15 minutes of chat, clean up and exit strategy.
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Don't forget the photo shoot.
The girl is delusional. You owe her nothing.
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01-17-2013, 11:32 PM
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User ID: 22480
Join Date: Apr 14, 2010
Location: NOLA/BR/MS coast :)
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My ECCIE Reviews
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Hey SL, I ain't skeered!
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01-17-2013, 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Liliana Vess
At least 50% of the time I honestly don't know what people are talking about on this site.
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You can ALWAYS go to the "ASK SL ThreAD! I'd be happy to help you!
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=469736
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01-17-2013, 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted by thisguy23
You didn't tell her that you used to be a circus sideshow before your appt did you. I think you should pay for the appt she had to miss and a little more for her pain and suffering.
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You sound like my EX-wifes attorney LOL
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01-17-2013, 11:54 PM
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Originally Posted by lookn4boobies
Crickets Chirp.........
I can't wait to hear the rest of this.....
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01-17-2013, 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted by soxfan
She had seen you before? if so she should of known what she was getting unless you were just rough
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No Grudge Slamdango here!
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01-17-2013, 11:56 PM
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01-17-2013, 11:57 PM
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Maybe you should just offer to kiss it and make it all better.
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01-18-2013, 12:11 AM
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Location: Mesaba
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Originally Posted by beezdat
Lol, me either.
I think the gist of this one is SL is saying he's working with a big tool and a provider asked him to go to the circus with her to see a midget named Slamdango.
Am I close??
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I thought Bridgette worked the circus tour?
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01-18-2013, 12:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Salsa man
Don't forget the photo shoot.
The girl is delusional. You owe her nothing.
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Originally Posted by Nicolet
Hey SL, I ain't skeered!
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SL Big Tool Hell No! Average at best! Ok, so here we go.....
This young lady was referred to me by another hobbyist. The thought process was that I would do a review, take pictures and have a new TEAM SL member. Once I met her she decided I was TOO HIGH PROFILE and she had enough business. So no pictures and no review. Fee was $$.50 and we spent 1.5 hours together that first time. Oh and I host so hotel on me!
She is SUPER HOT! So I come back from vacation and I'm making the rounds SO all the ATF'S when I get an email requesting another session. I agree and we meet 1 pm. on a Sunday. 15 minutes of Yada, Yada, Yada I just moved, first & last month’s Rent Yada, Yada, Yada utilities, deposits Yada, Yada, Yada. I'm getting undressed and drinking my Fuji water and waiting on the bed. Finally let the games begin. HJ, BBBJ, CG, ACG (Full 10 minutes) Sissor, Doggie, Mish, Deck Chair Slamdango. DONE! About 30 minutes of bump and grind. We both showered together. And I was off to my next.... ahhhh meeting, diner date with SO.
I get a call from her 11:10 am. on Monday asking if I would consider helping her out as she is now being visited by a friend (Period!) and she was unable to do the other session she had scheduled at 4:00 pm. She said she was too sore. She was very nice about it. So I tell her I would be willing to meet her for a BBBJCIM at the requested rate of $$.50. Meeting set, I host and secure a room as before and she NSNC. Left several messages and never heard back from her. Checked out of room after an hour with no charge and left.
I get a text from her wanting to know if I was interested in a meeting as she was free. My reply……I’m moving, I’m on my period, I’m sore and American Idol is on, so I’ll pass!
Some chicks just don't get it!
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01-18-2013, 12:41 AM
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Join Date: Sep 30, 2011
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Crazy SL, this same thing happens to me EVERY time I see a girl.
Just kidding, it's about every other time.
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01-18-2013, 12:52 AM
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Originally Posted by bojulay
Crazy SL, this same thing happens to me EVERY time I see a girl.
Just kidding, it's about every other time.
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I thought you only see porn stars? LOL
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01-18-2013, 01:03 AM
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Join Date: Sep 30, 2011
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Originally Posted by Still Looking
I thought you only see porn stars? LOL
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Naaw, I just make em all feel like they are.
Naughty Bojulay, now give me 50 push ups.
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01-18-2013, 01:10 AM
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Join Date: Feb 23, 2011
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Originally Posted by Chica Chaser
I thought Bridgette worked the circus tour?
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Now that makes perfect sense, Bridgette the Midget COULD BE Slamdango.
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