Waterpark

[papadee]

Originally Posted by Wakeup

Simple...whores don't like looking like this...

Especially for free.

[yitzchak]

I weigh like 140 lbs.

And, I never asked anything for free.

But, whatever, I highly doubt I am speaking to the Brad Pitt of hobbiests, and if I am, good for you. I am happy you are so handsome. Maybe, I am very ugly compared to you. I don't know. What I do know is that the obeise gentleman in that photo is getting a lot more action than I.

I attend a shitty state college that basically passes anyone who shows up, because if they didn't, more than half of the students would drop out, and they would probably lose the entire department.

I am venting a lot of my frustration onto this board, but at least you say it is entertaining.

[papadee]

Originally Posted by yitzchak

I weigh like 140 lbs.

And, I never asked anything for free.

But, whatever, I highly doubt I am speaking to the Brad Pitt of hobbiests, and if I am, good for you. I am happy you are so handsome. Maybe, I am very ugly compared to you. I don't know. What I do know is that the obese gentleman in that photo is getting a lot more action than I.

I would also lile to add that doing good in school doesn't mean you are smart, and I attend a shitty state college that basically passes anyone who shows up, because if they didn't, more than half of the students would drop out, and they would lose money.

Because the obese gentleman isn't sitting at the keyboard, writing "woe is me" stories to strangers. He's actually outside socializing. Try it.

[yitzchak]

I have no money, anymore. I won't for awhile, now. No money means you have no friends. All I can do right now is keep applying for additional work and hope that whatever I get is within walking distance.

I am looking for this "white privilege," but I can't seem to find it. I was suppose to be handed a job and a bunch of money for being white, but it didn't happen.

I am venting a lot on here. These are very stressful times for me. I was taking 20 credits of upper division physics courses last month so I could graduate. I had time to bitch on this forum, but not enough time to work or to socialize, and that put a lot of strain on my wellbeing, along with everything else that's been going on. I've been in a state of high stress for a while, and things definitely are not getting better anytime soon.

[Treetop78759]

He is prob a grad student writing a paper on how easy it is to troll on Eccie.

[papadee]

Originally Posted by Treetop78759

He is prob a grad student writing a paper on how easy it is to troll on Eccie.

What is the purpose of trolling? To get people to respond, or to get people to believe? If it's respond, his paper may get a B, if it's believe, He's definitely getting an F.

I don't want to respond to him because I don't want to encourage him. But at the same time, his responses are entertaining & hilarious in a somewhat sick way.

[Old-T]

Originally Posted by papadee

I don't want to respond to him because I don't want to encourage him. But at the same time, his responses are entertaining & hilarious in a somewhat sick way.

Unlike some trolls, he is benign, and as you say, humorous.

Read him/her for what he/she is, respond with the appropriate level of seriousness, and it is all good.

Think of it as feeding the chimps at the zoo to watch them do funny things. Or watching 3 Stooges reruns. Not everything that is frivolous and slapstick is evil--only when you start thinking it is reality.

[yitzchak]

So, if I were real and my stories true, I would be evil?

This all started because of that girl ... her name is "The One Who Shall Not Be Revealed."

She is also called my dearly beloved.

[papadee]

Originally Posted by yitzchak

So, if I were real and my stories true, I would be evil?

This all started because of that girl ... her name is "The One Who Shall Not Be Revealed."

She is also called my dearly beloved.

No, you'd be sad, but still annoying.

This is my viewpoint on your existence here. Even if 0.00001% were true, you're still annoying because you refuse to listen to the advice given. So that leads me to believe it's 100% false and you're just providing entertainment. This week, I'm going to oblige you and answer back. I'll lose interest after awhile, but someone else will pick up the slack, and your threads will continue on entertaining.

[Old-T]

Originally Posted by papadee

No, you'd be sad, but still annoying.

This is my viewpoint on your existence here. Even if 0.00001% were true, you're still annoying because you refuse to listen to the advice given. So that leads me to believe it's 100% false and you're just providing entertainment. This week, I'm going to oblige you and answer back. I'll lose interest after awhile, but someone else will pick up the slack, and your threads will continue on entertaining.

[yitzchak]

I am glad that, at least, I am contributing something, and you know what? It brings me a little bit of happiness to know that my pain and suffering gives other people happiness, in a way that does not seem too malicious to me. Indeed. You are enabling me to express myself.

[yitzchak]

The God's honest truth as to why I am here is because I fell in love with a prostitute, and she refuses to see me. It is my dream to lose my virginity to her, and also to love her as a friend. I think that she is the most beautiful and wondrous thing in the world.

Her body has the curves of a sparkling brook. They pirouette with the snowy white seeds of a flowering glade, O so gently caressed by the bow of two mountains. Fawns and gazelles, even young mares, are watered by them. An artist is inspired. He is painting the landscape.

... I shall not continue musing. You have heard that Heaven is beautiful, but can you imagine her? If you saw her with your eyes, would you be able to describe her? Such beauty is ineffable.

... You have heard the saying "Don't let the bedbugs bite." I have imagined myself a bug in her bed. What a funny thought! O if I were a little bug in her bed, I would bite and fall in love!

... But, what will she do with me? My dear God, I pray that she may find mercy.

[yitzchak]

I can't edit my post anymore, but I really wanted to make a few minor changes.

Her body has the curves of a sparkling brook. They dance with snowy white seeds in a flowering glade, O so gently caressed abreast the bow of two mountains. Fawns and gazelles, even wild mares, are watered by them. An artist is inspired. He is painting the landscape.

I think it sounds okay. It would be interesting to go into more detail. I wonder what the artist is thinking? What are the fish doing in the brook? Maybe the sun and the moon are to join us. Who knows. My point is that this girl is beautiful and I am truly insane.

[pyramider]

Yes, you need to be institutionalized or cremated.

[Ed Highlight]

Originally Posted by pyramider

Yes, you need to be institutionalized or cremated.

At the same time!!