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Old 01-24-2013, 08:58 PM   #1
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Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.


The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol .. . .
. . . Dead .

The second worm in cigarette smoke . . .Dead .

Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . . Dead.

Fourth worm in good clean soil . . ..Alive …


So the Minister asked the congregation,

"What did you learn from this demonstration?"




Maxine was sitting in the back quickly raised her hand and said . . .
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"




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Old 01-24-2013, 09:22 PM   #2
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Been a long time since I smoked, but the alcohol and chocolate seems to work just fine.
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LOL!
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Old 01-28-2013, 03:50 PM   #4
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lol Midwest..
Maxine ..
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