Hobbyists hygiene reviews!

[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by Ed Highlight

Nikki dear, I think 24 teefs is about 4 short of a full load - Come to Connecticut and I will treat you to a clean, well-groomed visit complete with a full load... of teeth and a couple of other full loads!

wisdom teeth over rated

[Crazy Bob]

I always thought it was pretty simple - be as clean and well-groomed as you expect your counterpart to be. As for being as good looking, well, most of us guys will lag a bit in that regard. The rest will lag a lot.

[Withnail]

Nikki! Is that you? Are you the one my regular girl and I scammed into a threesome a while back? If so, my regular said afterward, "She gives pretty good head, but it's like having sex with a robot..." That you?

[bf0082]

For old overpriced whores, I don’t think it’s wise to out your customers. Just saying, probably bad for business

[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by bf0082

For old overpriced whores, I don’t think it’s wise to out your customers. Just saying, probably bad for business

but but but its just thinning out the unwanted customers

[OrdAvgGuy]

I don’t mind being outed. I spend a lot of time on here critiquing the women I’ve seen. So I guess I have it coming. I just think it’s weird cuz I’ve never had a bad thing to say about NN. So to me, it came out of nowhere. And I saw her YEARS AGO. Like 10-15 years ago. Why have the chickens come home to roost now? Seems like the statute of review limitations would be up by now. And I wasn’t aware providers could review on our boards. I also figured the mods might step in, but they haven’t.

The fact is I’m very heavy. I do my best to be as hygienic as possible but I guess there are days I haven’t done my due diligence. For that, I’m sorry. It’s inexcusable. I expect the providers I see to be at their best, I need to follow suit.

I have chosen to take the high road here cuz there’s nothing she said that wasn’t true. Except for boils and greasy skin. I don’t have those and never have. There’s no point in fanning the flames. I’ll let her have her moment and I hope she feels better having said all that.

[bargainbento]

Originally Posted by OrdAvgGuy

I don’t mind being outed. I spend a lot of time on here critiquing the women I’ve seen. So I guess I have it coming. I just think it’s weird cuz I’ve never had a bad thing to say about NN. So to me, it came out of nowhere. And I saw her YEARS AGO. Like 10-15 years ago. Why have the chickens come home to roost now? Seems like the statute of review limitations would be up by now. And I wasn’t aware providers could review on our boards. I also figured the mods might step in, but they haven’t.

The fact is I’m very heavy. I do my best to be as hygienic as possible but I guess there are days I haven’t done my due diligence. For that, I’m sorry. It’s inexcusable. I expect the providers I see to be at their best, I need to follow suit.

I have chosen to take the high road here cuz there’s nothing she said that wasn’t true. Except for boils and greasy skin. I don’t have those and never have. There’s no point in fanning the flames. I’ll let her have her moment and I hope she feels better having said all that.

What a well-thought, civil and articulate response from this fine gentleman over here.




You're right to bitch about people you fuck for free, but if you're expecting people to pay you to fuck them, you really should spring for the 4$ liter of mouthwash from Walmart and take a shower before seeing clients. I can't imagine going to see a provider without taking a very through shower, taking care to exfoliate anything rough enough to sand wood, a fresh shave, and a quality cologne.

Guys are literally paying to fuck you because they're too old/ugly/unfit/boring/not funny enough/just not motivated enough to deal with a relationship.

If you're an escort who's high end and attractive enough to cater to a-list celebrities and the affluent + attractive clients....you're probably not posting online, you're most certainly not on eccie.

[OrdAvgGuy]

I do my best. I try very hard to be at my best. I would never purposely be with someone when I am not at my best. It just happens to big guys.

[offshoredrilling]

illusion girls dates wanted ????

[OrdAvgGuy]

It’s interesting to me that a provider who has a sterling reputation would feel the need to get on here and crucify people. Nary a bad word has ever been said about her, yet she felt compelled to embarrass people. For seemingly no reason.

It worked Nikki. I’m embarrassed. Sorry I’m not gracing the covers of romance novels. We can’t all be perfect specimens like you.

Also, If you command and accept a donation for your services, we have a right to review you. These boards serve as a private place to tell our stories and share our opinions. By and large, my reviews are generally positive and any negativity was not meant to embarrass, but to inform. Nikki’s “review” was malicious in intent and there was no constructive reason for it. Moderators STILL haven’t done anything about it either. I guess I never got the memo that hobbyists were allowed to be called out on here.

I think my time here at Eccie has ended. In the last two weeks, I’ve received “threatening” texts from a certain provider telling me to cease and desist my posts about ridiculous donation demands, and now I gotta get called out for shit that happened a decade ago. I’m not paying deposits, 500/hr or producing an ID prior to meeting. The industry sucks right now. I’m gonna take it on down the road.

[Next Best Thing]

The whore is trying to be funny.

Keep in mind that she is a prostitute that rents her ass for money, evidently to virtually anyone who will pay, presumably biting down on her mouthpiece and disregarding all the shit that normal women take into consideration when selecting sex partners.

You prolly don't do any of this shit and approach fucking whores the way you approach choosing which high carbohydrate or high fat food you stuff your face with.

You're also perfectly within bounds to expect to be less objectified than a whore, who is basically begging for it.

This particular hooker is kind of clever sometimes and has a certain amount of courage as well. She's also enormously popular among the male lesbians on here which gives her a huge advantage when trading barbs.

Probably best not to be any more embarrassed about your physical conditioning and appearance than you usually are and instead simply takes this shit in stride.

These are prostitutes and male lesbians having a clambake and amusing themselves.

Bfd.

[Next Best Thing]

I myself have no idea how these whores do it sometimes.

Sexual partners that they are utterly repulsed by, yet they allow these monsters to drool all over them and desecrate them physically.

This is kind of ghoulish behavior by the standards of civilized society.

I won't even put food in my mouth unless I'm positive that it isn't going to be violently rejected by my palate.

These whores are sucking cock, taking it up the rear-end, etc, by all manner of strange fucking men.

Has to take a real toll.

[Next Best Thing]

I broke wind in my car the other day and it smelled exactly like overcooked asparagus. I have no explanation for this.

One of my good friend's wife says his shit smells like spaghetti and meatballs, no matter what he eats before shitting.

I wonder if either of these things count as unappealing from the perspective of a female that fucks and/or blows 50 - 100 cocks or more a year in order to eek out a living.

[Naughty.Nikki]

Originally Posted by Withnail

Nikki! Is that you? Are you the one my regular girl and I scammed into a threesome a while back? If so, my regular said afterward, "She gives pretty good head, but it's like having sex with a robot..." That you?

I don’t do duo’s with males or females, so your mistaken

[Next Best Thing]

How's it going baby girl.