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10-05-2014, 09:01 AM
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I suspect the mom's advice was given in the spirit of "put a penny between your knees", and the poor girl took it literally. But hey, it prolly worked- would YOU bang someone with potato roots growing out of her coochie?
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10-05-2014, 10:02 AM
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She should've used an authentic Whore-Ida potato.
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10-05-2014, 10:39 AM
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Funny? Old jokes are not always that funny.
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When I was in middle school I did a report on birth control myths. Among the usual beliefs that you can't get pregnant the first time you have sex and other common myths, I came across a rather bizarre myth.
Somewhere out there, a woman with 9 children and counting believes that she can't get pregnant if she is wearing high heels during sex. After the first few pregnancies she probably switched to sling back pumps thinking that would solve the problem 
I have to wonder - with a spud shoved up the vajayjay, how on earth did she find room for a cock?? Talk about crowded. |
A high school kid has developed a very effective birth control pill. A girl just holds it between her knees.
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10-05-2014, 10:43 AM
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I should have read this thread through to the end. It seems that everyone already knows the pill between your knees joke.
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10-05-2014, 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted by chicagoboy
She should've used an authentic Ida-WHORE potato.
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FTFU no thanks needed
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10-05-2014, 12:46 PM
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FTFU no thanks needed
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Sorry, Spud, but your "fix" was weak. I-da-Ho potato would have been much funnier.
Back to good puns: Someone should've warned that girl about the drawbacks of carbo-loading. The guy who hit on her must have been a masher.
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10-05-2014, 01:08 PM
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would YOU bang someone with potato roots growing out of her coochie?
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Not me personally no, but never underestimate the depravity of humanity
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10-05-2014, 02:34 PM
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Not me personally no, but never underestimate the depravity of humanity
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Yeah, when you put it that way... there's prolly some dude out there with a Cthulhu fetish who'd be all up in that!
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10-05-2014, 04:05 PM
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So was it a baby red or a yukon gold...
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Idaho Russet?
Or perhaps a Fingerling?
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10-05-2014, 04:33 PM
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Reminds me of a variation, the infamous "Banana Cutter" from a club near the old Clark AB in the Phillipines. Whole banana inserted, and then small chunks were fired at the patrons seated near the stage. High end entertainment.
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10-05-2014, 07:43 PM
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I suspect the mom's advice was given in the spirit of "put a penny between your knees", and the poor girl took it literally. But hey, it prolly worked- would YOU bang someone with potato roots growing out of her coochie?
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Probably pretty sound advise, much like, or no worse than, the "just say no" version of sex education.
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10-06-2014, 07:36 PM
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Extras
I can imagine a scene where the guy wants Daty from this girl and she answers.
. . . "Well Sure honey, but would you like fries with your order?"
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10-06-2014, 09:01 PM
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When she is on rag she can mention ketchup.
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10-07-2014, 07:22 AM
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I hear u can get knocked up by doing cim. So I avoid lol!
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10-08-2014, 05:42 AM
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Misconception
Well, that is actually just another misconception as I suspect you already know.
. . .Sperm has a high protein content and like milk will do your body good.
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I hear u can get knocked up by doing cim. So I avoid lol!
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