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Old 05-28-2009, 10:06 AM   #1
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This is the truth. And we made it this way.


John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock
(MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am

While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA )
was perking, he shaved with his

electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG )

He put on a dress shirt
(MADE IN SRI LANKA ),

designer jeans
(MADE IN SINGAPORE )

and tennis shoes
(MADE IN KOREA)

After cooking his breakfast in his new
electric skillet
(MADE IN INDIA )

he sat down with his calculator
(MADE IN MEXICO )

to see how much he could spend today. After setting his
watch
(MADE IN TAIWAN )

to the radio
(MADE IN INDIA )

he got in his car
(MADE IN GERMANY )

filled it with GAS
(from Saudi Arabia )

and continued his search
for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

At the end of yet another discouraging
and fruitless day checking his Computer
(made in MALAYSIA ),

John decided to relax for a while.
He put on his sandals
(MADE IN BRAZIL ),

poured himself a glass of wine
(MADE IN FRANCE )

and turned on his TV
(MADE IN INDONESIA ),

and then wondered why he can't
find a good paying job in AMERICA

AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT
MADE IN KENYA
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Old 05-29-2009, 02:34 PM   #3
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But we got all this cool shit for really cheap! Not anyone's fault but our own...
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