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Old 07-08-2024, 07:23 PM   #1
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Default Blondes..right?

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man
whose truck had broken down......
The man walked up to the car and
asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"
"Sure," answered the blonde, "do
you need a lift?"
"Not for me. I'll be spending the
next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees
in the back that have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit
stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could
you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for your
"I'd be happy to," said the blonde.
So the two chimpanzees were ushered
into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their
seat belts, and off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver
was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was
There was the blonde walking down
the street, holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of
a big crowd.
With a screech of brakes he pulled
off the road and ran over to the blonde.
"What are you doing here?" he
demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo!"
"Yes, I know you did," said the
blonde. "But we had money left over so now we're going to Sea
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Old 07-09-2024, 10:12 PM   #2
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... ... ... This one's FUNNY there, mate...

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Old 07-12-2024, 10:55 AM   #3
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The same blonde was driving down the road when she was pulled over by a cop, who was also a blonde.

The cop asked for her ID. The driver was having obvious trouble finding it, so the cop said "it has your picture on it."

The driver found her makeup mirror and handed it to the cop.

The cop looked at the mirror and said...

"Why didn't you tell me you were a cop, I would have just let you go!"
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that same blonde was driving back home after the zoo, sea world, and the traffic stop when got home, got ready for the night and her sugar daddy's driver came to pick her up for the night out.

after about 20 minutes, the left rear tire blew out.

the driver got out, then got the tools from the trunk to change the tire.

the blonde came out to see what was going on and get some fresh air.

the driver was having a hell of a time getting the hub cap off and was cussing loudly.

the blonde looked at the situation and said "say, do you need a screwdriver?"

the driver looked at her and said "might as well, this hub cap aint coming off."
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