The Girlfriend Experience - The REAL ONE... lol

[JahiaraQ]

BBBJ , BBFS, Kissing the list goes on and is subject to change depending on who you ask about the definition

So Ive decided I need to offer a REAL and girlfriend experience and see if there is so much room to argue if it was or not.

To start the session as soon as he walks through the door I am going to take his money and instantly start bitching.
Questioning him about where he has been who he has been with.
I will then feed him a mediocre meal and then refuse to have sex with him before I hop on the phone with my mom and ignore him.

Then when he is good and unhappy and starting to get upset I will remind him didnt you ask for the girlfriend experience? Maybe next time you will request an Escort experience instead you might have more fun.... Lmao

A wise man once said I dont pay the girl for sex, I pay her to leave me alone when Im done Lmao....

[SouthernBorn]

I know that you intended for the post to be cute, but it really is pretty lame.

Actually, what you described is the "Wife Experience."

[JahiaraQ]

Nah the wife experience is an upgrade that icludes ball breaking,hair loss, weight gain and unattractive underwear

[Eccie Addict]

OM F&$@ing GAWD not another thread on this please lol.

[Eccie Addict]

I can see your humor though

[pipefitter73]

Originally Posted by SouthernBorn

I know that you intended for the post to be cute, but it really is pretty lame.

Actually, what you described is the "Wife Experience."

LMAO! I was thinking The Wife Experience too as I was reading it. I had a girlfriend act that way once and she wasn't my girlfriend much longer. A wife is a little harder to get rid of. So I think the wife experience was described to begin with.

[Hugbuddy]

Originally Posted by pipefitter73

LMAO! I was thinking The Wife Experience too as I was reading it. I had a girlfriend act that way once and she wasn't my girlfriend much longer. A wife is a little harder to get rid of. So I think the wife experience was described to begin with.

+++++ 1

LMAO! Ditto on the "Wife Experience"!! OMG NO, NO, & NO!!! I'll take option #2 please!!

[Tiffany Cums]

I am a wife and a girlfriend and I don't act like that with either one of my men....hmmmm...perhaps something is wrong with me?

[DallasRain]

anyone who has that type of "wife experience",,is not married to the right woman...lol!

I like to say "I am the Dallas Experience"....not a gfe or pse but a dirty lil slut experience!!

[Laurentius]

Too cool!

Actually, for a very short time I had some girlfriends like that.

Then they got the "dumped girlfriend experience" and then quickly discover one of my pesky little rules in dealing with civies: nobody gets a chance to be dumped twice.

Women's needs might not be the same as men's needs -- but they are needs nevertheless. There's no reason for a guy to put up with bad treatment from a girlfriend.

On the other hand, I have had some really divine experiences with some civie girlfriends, and I mean divine. Not all girlfriends suck. The key is being willing to dump the girl in the hand so you are available for the one in the bush.

[Ivy Chick]

This is hilarious!!! I like the idea of being with teh ONSE (one night stand experience) or FWBE (friends with benifits experience)

[Eccie Addict]

Originally Posted by Ivy Chick

This is hilarious!!! I like the idea of being with teh ONSE (one night stand experience) or FWBE (friends with benifits experience)

Hey I like those accronyms

[lickalottapus]

Baby, I am going to fly to Nawlins and offer you the BFE, Boyfriend Experience.

I am going to step into your incall location and I am going to walk straight to the refridgerator and pour myself a drink. I will not listen, nor take note of your incessant bitching and complaining. I will then sit down on the sofa and turn on ESPN. I am in my fucking cave. I might respond with a growl. If you keep bitching, which I fully expect, I will take you back to the bedroom and fuck your brains out. No foreplay, no lubrication, just fucking. I will dial your mother for you on your cell phone so you can talk to her and leave me the hell alone. I will then proceed back to the kitchen, pour myself another drink and finish watching the game. At some point your dad will get home and your mother will have to end the call so she can go ride his ass. I will be expecting you to come back into the den to interrupt my game. I may be on my third or fourth drink, depending on how much of a rush your dad is to get home. I will then take you back to the bedroom and fuck you in the ass. No lube - just for spite. Then I will wipe my dick off with one of your blouses, cut you a check for your services, albeit one that I have already stopped payment on, then I will dial your sister for you so you two can compare your BFE's and what other shitty comments your mother has said to both of you, go back to the kitchen and pour myself another drink in a "to go" cup, then head to Hooters to finish watching the game where I will be entertained by young, tight girls as I fantasize what it's like to be inside of someone where I don't feel like I have to tie a sheet of plywood to my ass to keep from falling to the bottom of her hooch.

[JahiaraQ]

lickalottapus lmao definitely funny as hell. Lucky for me I dont take checks tho ...lol

[ANONONE]

Why do all brides smile as they walk down the aisle?

. . .about four pews from the altar they have the epiphany that they have given the last blowjob they will ever have to give, if they so choose.