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Old 01-04-2013, 05:40 AM   #1
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don't be sick cover your dick.
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Old 01-04-2013, 07:43 AM   #4
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Those are funny also... I'm sure there are a ton of them out there... I just picked a few I found particularly witty/funny and posted them here for a chuckle.
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LOL! LM


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KittyLamour--I just had to add your slogans to my website. Too funny! LOL!
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Here is my contribution.
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OMG too funny! For some reason I have not seen most of these.
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Old 01-07-2013, 12:31 PM   #14
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KittyLamour--I just had to add your slogans to my website. Too funny! LOL!
Mikkifine, I am so glad you liked them and got some use out of them! I may be good for nothin' but at least the jokes were good for somethin'!!



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hahaha too funny!
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