Bonn is a creation not an evolution
Bonn11 is the product of intelligent design. Legend says that in the spring of 2011 at Deutsche Forschungsgemeinschaft (DFG) in Germany. A trio of post Doc research assistants were on the verge of a major scientific breakthrough that would fundamentally alter our perception of life, the universe, and everything. The final step prior to going public with the breakthrough was the dreaded internal peer review by Doktor Mary Jane Faulschritt (Rottencrotch).
One day Dr. Faulschritt entered the laboratory and approached Dr. Elizabeth Flüstern, the Chief research scientist, and informed her in no uncertain terms that she would not sign off on the review. Instead she had prepared a report for the Board of Governors detailing her suspicions that grant funds for the project had been squandered on bier, women, and an absurd amount of research into un-natural male enhancement.
The three were devastated, how could Dr. Faulschritt see thru the ruse and come to the heart of the matter and know the truth? Alas, there was nothing left to do they must deliver a product. The three had to come up with the answer to life, the universe, and everything and the clock was ticking.
Soon, Dr. Frank-N-Furter (a sweet transvestite) approached the others and said "I could show you my favorite obsession....I've been making a man....With blonde hair and a tan. And he's good for relieving my......(say it).....tension!" And, "In just seven days....I can make you a Man!"
It was decided there were only two choices, go to EU jail for misuse of scientific research funds or, make a man that could slay Dr. Faulschritt. After reviewing the research and inventorying the equipment the conclusion was obvious. They had the know how and they had the equipment, they were only missing one thing. The genetic base. When faced with the inevitable truth it was Dr. Nochauf der Suchenach who stepped forward to donate his body to science.
Dr. Suchenach was lowered into a solution of male enhancement chemicals, and Dr. Elizabeth Flüstern donated a Tantus Curve dildo (in Purple Haze) from her personal collection. The final electrodes were connected and it was time. Frank stood back and threw the switch. The lights went out, an odd smell filled the lab, and a cloud of smoke rose from the chemical bath. Thus Bonn11 was born into the world.
Mocha and JJ if Bonn has neglected to write a review of his slaying of Dr. Faulschritt, I would suggests a bending of the recent review rule. On second thought, if he chooses to write the review you may just move the review to coed. No since in hiding the ROS...Eh...its a mod call. (In Mod we trust)
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