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SofaKingFun · 10-07-2010, 07:35 PM

{in that cheesy used-car lot advertising jargon}

SKF is now available for immediate delivery of tutoring and consultation in fuckin'up!
Yes folks, yours truly, Cap'n Fuckup, SKF, is back and better than ever!
After topping the unbelievable, he's managed to pull-off his most epic fuckup to date!

So if you're in need of assistance in fuckup avoidance,
you've come to the wrong place.

However, if you're looking to royally fuckup,
then I'm the one to see.
I work on a case-by-case basis and my rates are extremely reasonable.

So order now! Operators are standing by!

This is not an advertisement for physical or mental harm to anyone or anything.
Rather, it's my silly little way of publicly apologizing for being an idiot and
hurting the feelings of a really sweet and wonderful young woman and EPICALLY
fuckinup a really good friendship in the process.

To that special someone:
I haven't got the words.
But I'm truly sorry and I hope that you'll find it in your heart to forgive me.

Here's a little sumthin' for ya...
A song from the heart

*chuckles*

Now everybody point your fingers and laugh at the dumbass.
Go ahead, I deserve it. Bring it bitches! LOL!

**I will NOT divulge any names/handles/or particulars, so please don't ask**

Regards,
SKF