What's up with the tootsie shots?

[offshoredrilling]

Only time I got my feet kissed or kissed hers(other than one(atf)) bathtub, shower or hot tub was part of the deal. I will wash or rub dirty feet of a gal. But does show ya that anything can be found on the web.

[The Drummer]

Originally Posted by GP

I call BS. This may be true with some people, but this has no basis in fact whatsoever.

This is like saying that I take really good care of my feet, so therefore I must take good care of my mustache/ears/eyes/nose/mouth/fingernails/etc. There is absolutely no connection between any of them.

BUT... If you are trying to say that if someone is compulsive enough to take care of one thing on their body, it only makes sense they would be just as compulsive to take care of the rest of their body. That I can agree with in theory, but it still is not based on any scientific method.

Thank you, Professor.

[petiteassman]

tushie less tootsie please

[Lexxxy]

Oil stains =sexxxy, being a dirtball= no way in hell. They sell mechanics rubber gloves and orange glow these aren't new things, when I was a kid dirt track racing I wore them to tinker with my cars or to futz with my snowmobiles.I keep diamond grips in my hobby car and civi vehicle.

[mad469s]

Originally Posted by Lexxxy

I keep diamond grips in my hobby car and civi vehicle.

For business/pleasure or personal use? Being spanked with them there diamond grips sounds kinda painful.

[Lexxxy]

Originally Posted by mad469s

For business/pleasure or personal use? Being spanked with them there diamond grips sounds kinda painful.

*Giggles* all of the above makes it easier to grip something oily and wet

[GP]

Originally Posted by Lexxxy

Oil stains =sexxxy, being a dirtball= no way in hell. They sell mechanics rubber gloves and orange glow these aren't new things, when I was a kid dirt track racing I wore them to tinker with my cars or to futz with my snowmobiles.I keep diamond grips in my hobby car and civi vehicle.

Not all work places provide these commodities. Some guys have jobs that are constantly changing, and the conditions vary from day to day. Some guys come home from work dirty, some don't. Some guys find it easiest to hobby right after work, before they can get home to do a proper clean up. The real world is not all roses and sunshine.

[Lexxxy]

Originally Posted by GP

Not all work places provide these commodities. Some guys have jobs that are constantly changing, and the conditions vary from day to day. Some guys come home from work dirty, some don't. Some guys find it easiest to hobby right after work, before they can get home to do a proper clean up. The real world is not all roses and sunshine.

I am aware, I prefer Gents to shower before and they are welcome to after as well. I keep a nail brush, hand Sanitizer, mouth wash, cups, and soap by my bathroom sink at all times. Don't assume that I'm not aware of how dirty a manual labor job is, my first job ever was front line of deer processing as the Skinner and dismembered. You get covered if you are good, I would even saw half way through legs and snap them over my knee for speed because I got paid by the deer not by the hour. I would fly through 5 deer then sit around and text while I waited for the carvers to catch up. I can also rebuild a snowmobile clutch in a blizzard at night with just a little maglight between my teeth.
But remember, cleanliness is next to godliness

[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by Lexxxy

Oil stains =sexxxy, being a dirtball= no way in hell. They sell mechanics rubber gloves and orange glow these aren't new things, when I was a kid dirt track racing I wore them to tinker with my cars or to futz with my snowmobiles.I keep diamond grips in my hobby car, civi vehicle and in my hobby suitcase for a few that need a azz cleaning

errr fixed that for ya

[GP]

I always appreciate a lady that offers the use of her bathroom to clean up after a "dirty" day at work.

Husband: Honey, I'm working OT this week.
Wife: Which days
Husband: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday.
Wife: Every day?
Husband: Oh yeah, Saturday and Sunday too.

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by Lexxxy

I am aware, I prefer Gents to shower before and they are welcome to after as well. I keep a nail brush, hand Sanitizer, mouth wash, cups, and soap by my bathroom sink at all times. Don't assume that I'm not aware of how dirty a manual labor job is, my first job ever was front line of deer processing as the Skinner and dismembered. You get covered if you are good, I would even saw half way through legs and snap them over my knee for speed because I got paid by the deer not by the hour. I would fly through 5 deer then sit around and text while I waited for the carvers to catch up. I can also rebuild a snowmobile clutch in a blizzard at night with just a little maglight between my teeth.
But remember, cleanliness is next to godliness

Can a guy take a dump?

[Lexxxy]

Originally Posted by GP

I always appreciate a lady that offers the use of her bathroom to clean up after a "dirty" day at work.

Husband: Honey, I'm working OT this week.
Wife: Which days
Husband: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday.
Wife: Every day?
Husband: Oh yeah, Saturday and Sunday too.

Hell no! I recently quit my civi job of 6 years because I'm sick of 60+ hours a week there, mandatory OT, doing this, bartending, volunteering, going to conventions, and travel times all on top. I stepped up at the bar and bought my own health insurance independently. Life is for living.

[Lexxxy]

Originally Posted by pyramider

Can a guy take a dump?

Sure but that is on the clock

[GP]

Originally Posted by Lexxxy

Hell no! I recently quit my civi job of 6 years because I'm sick of 60+ hours a week there, mandatory OT, doing this, bartending, volunteering, going to conventions, and travel times all on top. I stepped up at the bar and bought my own health insurance independently. Life is for living.

Apparently you misunderstood. OT is code for hobbying when talking to the wife.

[doctorisin]

Alright... now I need to see Lexxxy. A true rennaissance woman! Its bow season honey... can you also butcher??? :-):-):-)