Cleanup

[GP]

WTF is up with providers who thinck using toilet paper to clean up my package is ok?

Putting aside the whole question of..... is the provider going to go the extra step and clean me or do I have to do it myself.....

I prefer a wet, warm and most of all clean washcloth. Since it is probably safe to assume a lot of providers run out of clean linens from time to time, I'm sure the dirty wash cloth has been used more than they will ever admit.

That all being said, I prefer a baby wipe or a wet wipe of some kind. I much more prefer having the adult wipes which are just larger versions. I always carry about 5 single use wet wipes with me to every appointment.

I don't think it is too much to ask for a lady to provide such amenities considering the price were paying and also considering some of the ladies consider themselves to be top notch at their job.

I would love to hear the opinions of from both sides on this one.

[jokacz]

You mean you don't need a ShamWow?
Hey, clean toilet paper is better than a used wash cloth.
One lady I know prides herself in not using cold baby wipes.

[Tiger]

What about a nice shower with clean towels afterwards?



I guess TP is better than sandpaper. lol

[GP]

Originally Posted by Tiger

What about a nice shower with clean towels afterwards?

That would be optimal, but this is all assuming that it is not offered.

[NEESE HONEY DIP XXX]

i always provide wipes.i buy a case of wipes from sams club for 20 bucks. .i pride myself in always keeping a clean house clean sheets.
clean towels wash clothes hand sanitzer. soap and most important i belive in keeping my body clean. thats why i request lil notice before i see some 1. i take showers before and after i see some 1...always....neese honey dip xxx...

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[JohnnyCap]

If it gets to TP, I'd prefer to just do it myself, which is what I expect anyhow. But I suppose that should be one difference between hi and lo cost providers.

To each his own, but I've never carried a wet wipe anywhere, it seems undudely. But I have to admit they're awesome, especially if one is about to DATO.

Do you carry 5 in case you have to pinch a loaf at an incall? I missed that thread.

[GP]

Cleanliness is next to Tebowness!

[raventemptress]

GP, You should come to visit me then. Im certainly nothing special, but here is what i provide for my gentlemen callers after our rendezvous
1.) For starters, sheets are changed after every session and a shower for me everytime im done with a session, so everything is fresh and new for my client, including myself.
2.) Upon conclusion of the session I offer:
2a.) wet wipes, warm clean wash cloth, a shower with clean and fresh towels everytime, with the option of a new loofah, or a washcloth, i buy several toothbrushes, so there are alwaays a new one if my client prefers to brush his teeth after. Also i provide bar saop, 3 kinds, or shower gel if they prefer
3.) I always insist on hanging up my clients shirt and pants for so when and if he goes back to work, his clothes arent wrinkled.
And usually have several beverages on hand,

Is there anything im missing that you'd like to see added?

Lucy

[AlbanyBlonde]

I offer tissues for the condom, and a warm wash cloth for the personal cleanup.
I made the mistake of using TP one time. I won't go into details, but I was mortified when the Gentleman pointed out some had gotten left behind.

[Perryay]

Originally Posted by raventemptress

but here is what i provide for my gentlemen callers after our rendezvous
1.) For starters, sheets are changed after every session and a shower for me everytime im done with a session, so everything is fresh and new for my client, including myself.
2.) Upon conclusion of the session I offer:
2a.) wet wipes, warm clean wash cloth, a shower with clean and fresh towels everytime, with the option of a new loofah, or a washcloth, i buy several toothbrushes, so there are alwaays a new one if my client prefers to brush his teeth after. Also i provide bar saop, 3 kinds, or shower gel if they prefer
3.) I always insist on hanging up my clients shirt and pants for so when and if he goes back to work, his clothes arent wrinkled.
And usually have several beverages on hand,

Is there anything im missing that you'd like to see added?

Lucy

Lucy - The only thing missing is you visiting Upstate NY - Buffalo specifically!

[cowboy8055]

Originally Posted by Perryay

Lucy - The only thing missing is you visiting Upstate NY - Buffalo specifically!

And you can stop by Rochester as well

[offshoredrilling]

gee I thought a lady never spits. And that was cleanup.

[guest032013]

Hope they is wiping you "front to rear" homie

[GP]

Originally Posted by raventemptress

GP, You should come to visit me then. Im certainly nothing special, but here is what i provide for my gentlemen callers after our rendezvous
1.) For starters, sheets are changed after every session and a shower for me everytime im done with a session, so everything is fresh and new for my client, including myself.
2.) Upon conclusion of the session I offer:
2a.) wet wipes, warm clean wash cloth, a shower with clean and fresh towels everytime, with the option of a new loofah, or a washcloth, i buy several toothbrushes, so there are alwaays a new one if my client prefers to brush his teeth after. Also i provide bar saop, 3 kinds, or shower gel if they prefer
3.) I always insist on hanging up my clients shirt and pants for so when and if he goes back to work, his clothes arent wrinkled.
And usually have several beverages on hand,

Is there anything im missing that you'd like to see added?

Lucy

Originally Posted by Perryay

Lucy - The only thing missing is you visiting Upstate NY - Buffalo specifically!

I concur with Perryay's assesment of the situation. A Buffalo visit is what you are lacking.

Originally Posted by AlbanyBlonde

I offer tissues for the condom, and a warm wash cloth for the personal cleanup.
I made the mistake of using TP one time. I won't go into details, but I was mortified when the Gentleman pointed out some had gotten left behind.

AB, I know exactly what you are talking about. Keep that TP away from from me. LOL

Originally Posted by whosdair

Hope they is wiping you "front to rear" homie

LOL, You are the best. You friggin crack me up.


Here is another thing to consider for all you tree hugger's out there.

Do you thow the wrapper in the garbage, take it with you, flush it down the toilet or not worry because you are barebacking everything anyways?

[mad469s]

Originally Posted by AlbanyBlonde

I made the mistake of using TP one time. I was mortified when the Gentleman pointed out some had gotten left behind.

Washclothe, or babywipes. I can't be having my package looking like flagpole in a rainstorm. Yeah, the TP stuck to your shaft is kinda hard to explain. I remember a time when..... I'll save that 1 for another time...