Barely legal

[Miss Missy]

I want some grown dick. i'm bored a wet can someone help me???

[onewhodances]

Try a farmers market.

[Codybeast]

Sure but I charge by the half hour only so a full hour will still cost you the price of two half hour sessions. The good news is I allow MSOG plus I'm one of the best. Just ask any of the voices in my head for confirmation. They'll vouch for me usually.

I'm not newbie friendly so you will need two current references, a current driver's license, social security card, voter registration card, two active credit cards, a copy of your medical records for the past 7 years, the past three years tax returns, criminal background check, a master's degree (Bachelor or less will be an extra $50), the username and password to your online banking accounts, the key to your home plus a schedule of when you're not there and finally you must recite the secret phrase which I just made up in my head.

I look forward to working with you.

[SmackThatAzz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDFogjXdIVc

Kinda like this gal?

[The Rover]

Have dick will travel ! My rates are affordable , verified cockslinger ! Hahahaha

[LordBeaverbrook]

ROTFLMAO - You guys kill me, giving her pimp such a hard time.

[WyldemanATX]

I charge 100 xtra for the BFE and 100 xtra for me to give you greek. I am curvy not a BBM.

[luvsblonds]

ME TOO ROFLMAO.. BUT SHE ASKED FOR HELP SO I AM HERE TO HELP

GOOGLE DAMNIT THAT SHOULD HELP YOU

[Sire]

I guess I'm a little late on this, but suppose I should throw my hat into the ring..

I'm a well known male escort as well. Plenty of references from ladies here on eccie, as well as from the west Austin elite ladies crowd. I have a grown ass cock, but it'll cost you.

PM me for rates and availability.

[Codybeast]

Originally Posted by SmackThatAzz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDFogjXdIVc

Kinda like this gal?

That is friggin hilarious.

[actionman98]

I'm your ultimate b.f.e. experience. Hot, seductive and hard all day. I can be that handsome, successful man you bring home to meet your parents, or that hot, drunken idiot you date off and on for years.

Hour and multi-hour appointments available, but not offering half hour at this time, non-msog. My age is the same as it has always been. Check my showcase and twelve year old pics. for more details.

Not newbie friendly.

[MARTlAN]

I'm available and can help you with your wet problem. Where exactly is the leak and how much has leaked out? I have a shitload of towels, now as far as your bored problem I sometimes dance for nickles, but get me now because next week I will only be accepting dimes.

[SeX PisToL]

Originally Posted by actionman98

I'm your ultimate b.f.e. experience. Hot, seductive and hard all day. I can be that handsome, successful man you bring home to meet your parents, or that hot, drunken idiot you date off and on for years.

Hour and multi-hour appointments available, but not offering half hour at this time, non-msog. My age is the same as it has always been. Check my showcase and twelve year old pics. for more details.

Not newbie friendly.

Originally Posted by Martianman

I'm available and can help you with your wet problem. Where exactly is the leak and how much has leaked out? I have a shitload of towels, now as far as your bored problem I sometimes dance for nickles, but get me know because next week I will only be accepting dimes.

This is the best ThreAD ever.

I'd like to add that I have some great plumbing SkIlLZ, if you need help with that leak..

[homer13]

I got your grown dick right here baby. The problem is though since you have such a strict clean program I'm going to have to charge you extra since I am going to have to spend so much energy pretending to enjoy it and even more if I'm going to have to do anything other then fake an orgasm.

[Cuban Veronica]

You guys are too funny! so who has the best rate for BFE.. lol haha