Review: From Russia with a lot of NONSENSE

[TooDum ToHum]

Date: 5/23/13
Provider: Eva Smirnoff
Phone: 646-535-7109
Email Address: n/a
URL / Website: http://www.eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=154974
City: Austin
State: Texas
Address: Downtown Austin
Appointment Type: Incall
Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: No
Activities: It should have been DFK, BBBJ, MISH, Russian, Italian, etc.
Session Length: hour
Fee: 200
Hair Length and Color: Brunette
Age: 27
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian
Physical Description: 5'5", 105lbs Keira Knightley with a different accent. Waif
Recommendation: No, grab the Jergen's and Xtube!

[Spacemtn]

Since no activities took place, this does not qualify as a review and is therefore moved to Coed so all parties can have their say.

Spacemtn
AustinModStaff

[TooDum ToHum]

Just so long as guys looking for info on her stumble on it, fine. If she offered to make good on this idiotic behavior today, maybe it will get updated. Usually when a restaurant sucks, you get a free meal! In a few years, Ill be able to flag these chicks on Yelp.com so I bought the stock.

[Secret_Amore]

I will never understand the appeal of women so skinny you can literally see their rib cage and hip bones...

Originally Posted by TooDum ToHum

Usually when a restaurant sucks, you get a free meal! In a few years, Ill be able to flag these chicks on Yelp.com so I bought the stock.

lol...better watch out.

[BePrepared]

Physically, she's PERFECTLY my type. The issues mentioned in the review make me much less likely to call her

[Codybeast]

Originally Posted by Secret_Amore

I will never understand the appeal of women so skinny you can literally see their rib cage and hip bones...
.

Fortunately you don't have to. Here are a few hints
a) She's attractive. Yes she's thin but still has curves even if man made.
b) She provides a full GFE menu
c) She's competitively priced
d) She's petite with sex appeal
e) Aside from her shitty TCB as a result of deliberately overbooking she has several excellent BCD reviews from those who have actually met with her.

We know what she looks like and we know what she has to offer menu wise.

Originally Posted by BePrepared

Physically, she's PERFECTLY my type. The issues mentioned in the review make me much less likely to call her

+1

She fits my sig line perfectly.

[TooDum ToHum]

I'll agree with Cody, I dig that tiny stuff! I haven't seen a 22" waist claimed here since 2010. From a psychological point of view, it's a subconscious desire to avoid fucking mom! IMO. But you can thank all the filth in the food supply for that, it's affecting my weight now and I don't eat that much but am crippled, which just makes it an unmanageable problem. So I am getting my legs rebuilt again this October, otherwise I'll be in a nursing home all over again.

The issue with this chick was OVER SCHEDULING for sure, our conversation led me to believe it would have been a nice hour. But a "rush job"? I got that on my last 3 surgeries, which has knocked off a decade from my expected lifespan.

I'm gonna call her again, see if she wants to make up for it. I had a similar nice convo with that French girl who was here, massive emailing, etc. but got banged on the actual meeting. I'm everyone's "priest" when it comes to dealing with these kids! And that is the issue, UNDER 30!

Tiffany Reese and Lynn on BP never gave me any grief. Usually, the Rub & Tugs here get you off before leaving too, but you gotta avoid the young/bratty ones in there.

[TooDum ToHum]

I'm on the phone right now with her, God this girl likes to talk!!!

[TooDum ToHum]

and talk, and talk, and talk........


How do you get HEAD from this chick???

[TooDum ToHum]

......spinning the revolver barrel, pointing it at my head............. spinning it again.........

[TooDum ToHum]

FINALLY!

[rockerrick]

Dude snap out of it ! You're having a conversation with yourself !

[TooDum ToHum]

No 'dude', that's SARCASM which the midwestern mindset will never understand.

But besides that, who gives a fuck if some old cripple is talking to himself anyway? Cripples don't have social lives. Now WHY the fuck would you bother responding if I'm crazy like the Russian chick? Isn't fucking hookers when you're able-bodied pretty lame in itself?

[rockerrick]

Nope it's just cheaper ! Had nothing better to do and just got unbanned . Oh and I lived all my life but last 10 years in Los Angeles .

[Toyz]

Actually I love that she is so talkative. It's rare to meet someone with that much passion and excitement about life. I find it a turn on. This is not some jaded Hoogar who is burnt out. This is just a young woman who likes sex, but also likes a mans company to just chill & talk..

I simply don't see it as a bad thing, but am sure she will do the quick fuck and leave for anyone who doesn't enjoy her company...