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			Well crap my copy and paste evaporated.
 So I'll have to type it out.
 
 A husband and wife are sitting watching a TV program about psychology which was explaning the phenomenon of "Mixed Emotions" .  colt adlib You know its like chick crack they love anything about emotions.
 
 The husband turned to his wife and said, "That's absolute bunch of crap.  I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time."
 
 The Wife Said: "Out of all your friends you have the biggest dick."
 
 LMAO
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