Here is my weekend experience, thus far with providers

[Guest092216]

Originally Posted by brownsugarbaby

THN, I promise I'll reply back instantaneously once you click the "Send" Button. I don't want a NCNS or a thread where I may end up being sole the culprit for a failed weekend.



Had to interject a little bit of humor in here. Shit has been getting serious as of late.

Bish you better or itz dat azzz! Lol. Btw you get first dibs on the mercy fcuk offer for being cool as hell.

[pfmtony]

I don't get why NHR has these issues. I never have these problems. Could be I'm just lucky at getting lucky.

I try not to give NHR any crap because I get it. This is often a pile on sort of place, but finding great willing providers here is easy.

Thank you Dallas ladies. I <3 you. If I've seen you more than once I <3 <3 <3 you. I've had some funny experiences but never anything bad. Some of you ladies are fabulous. Others of you are life changing and have given me memories to cherish forever. Some that fit in this last category are trying to help you NHR. I only wish I had the resources (time and coin) to see some of these ladies daily. It's their love of men, understanding, and company that are most valuable. The other fun stuff is great too, but its not the best part. It's the little things they do to show appreciation out of the blue that are the best.

NHR, your bad luck is inexplicable to me. Try again, because it can't continue unless its your approach.

[Tara Evans]

Originally Posted by pfmtony

I don't get why NHR has these issues. I never have these problems. Could be I'm just lucky at getting lucky.

I try not to give NHR any crap because I get it. This is often a pile on sort of place, but finding great willing providers here is easy.

Thank you Dallas ladies. I <3 you. If I've seen you more than once I <3 <3 <3 you. I've had some funny experiences but never anything bad. Some of you ladies are fabulous. Others of you are life changing and have given me memories to cherish forever. Some that fit in this last category are trying to help you NHR. I only wish I had the resources (time and coin) to see some of these ladies daily. It's their love of men, understanding, and company that are most valuable. The other fun stuff is great too, but its not the best part. It's the little things they do to show appreciation out of the blue that are the best.

NHR, your bad luck is inexplicable to me. Try again, because it can't continue unless its your approach.

Just keep being sweet Tony. I'm getting close too ready.

[pfmtony]

Originally Posted by Tara Evans

Just keep being sweet Tony. I'm getting close too ready.

Can I be sweet and naughty?

[Guest092216]

Dear whore-board wife,

As said in another current coed thread: something is just not fitting together here. I think everyone is starting to figure that out. Things just dont add up. Why would you have your pm feature turned off?? That right there just screams counterproductive.

The only reason I've ever seen anyone do that is a provider so all her initial communications are handle via email. It makes absolutely no sense whatsoever why you wouldn't want ladies to contact you.

Your okays were old. Have you gotten laid recently at all??? Are you just some creeper who sits at home not able to hobby anymore so all you u do is piss and moan about it. Which provider do you have an honest to God bad history with who fcuked your life up? Os this your therapy?? Are you a scorned SO pretending to be a hobbyist who has access to her husbands p411 and so now this is your way of processing it???

I have no Fcuking clue what the real story on you is but I know this aint it. Every single damn person who has ready more than a handleful of your posts knows there's something rotten in Denmark. Whatever the hell is going on, it most certainly is not what you say.

I've offered to pay a half hour rate for your mercy fcuk just so you find some glimmer of happiness in the swashbuckle hobby hell you can't seem to escape! Guess what?!! No takers yet!!! How bass akwards is that shit?!! Either they can't reach you or they don't want to have shit to do with you. And quite honestly, at this point, after what you did with melanie's post and my apology, I truly believe even if a lady did manage to reach you for a freebie at my expense, you'd find some excuse to turn it down.

IMHO, you don't belong in the hobby or on this board for any other purpose except to talk shit about providers and whine like a little school girl. For God's sake my toddler has thicker skin than you, you little ninny (yes I'll take the points for that, it was worth it).

If P411 staff can pull up your account somehow I think they should take a very close look at it because something is definitely OFF with you. Not sure if you have access to someone else's account or what but the bullshit is as thick as it is deep p411 or not.

I'm sure all this is gonna do is cause you to write yet another mega-diatribe about what a victim you are in all of this and how life isn't fair and blah blah gouge my eyes out with a spoon blah!!!! But whatever. I still can't take the bullshit. Put up or shut up!

Will you accept a freebie on my dollar with an established provider if I can find one who will actually see you??

[phildo]

PrettyFuckingMarvelous I thought you left! Oh that's right, a real man of his word around the ladies, a real stand up guy, a real..."pile OF sort of place" (FIFY)...oh look, I stepped in some Tony...better wash that off before he comes back...oh he IS back! Hang in there NHR, there is proof positive in this very thread that a lyin' megalomaniacal humblebrag elitist motherfucker can turn money into memories and how that very money can shorten even the most damaged short term memories. Keep up the good work, you'll get there, don't go changing to try and please them, someone will try and please you!

THN, your brick wall emoticon was 'nuff said. Somebody will always see anybody, because somebody always needs a visit from Uncle Benjamin badly enough to run a different variable in the risk/reward or disgusting/reward equation!

[Tara Evans]

Originally Posted by thathottnurse

Dear whore-board wife,

As said in another current coed thread: something is just not fitting together here. I think everyone is starting to figure that out. Things just dont add up. Why would you have your pm feature turned off?? That right there just screams counterproductive.

The only reason I've ever seen anyone do that is a provider so all her initial communications are handle via email. It makes absolutely no sense whatsoever why you wouldn't want ladies to contact you.

Your okays were old. Have you gotten laid recently at all??? Are you just some creeper who sits at home not able to hobby anymore so all you u do is piss and moan about it. Which provider do you have an honest to God bad history with who fcuked your life up? Os this your therapy?? Are you a scorned SO pretending to be a hobbyist who has access to her husbands p411 and so now this is your way of processing it???

I have no Fcuking clue what the real story on you is but I know this aint it. Every single damn person who has ready more than a handleful of your posts knows there's something rotten in Denmark. Whatever the hell is going on, it most certainly is not what you say.

I've offered to pay a half hour rate for your mercy fcuk just so you find some glimmer of happiness in the swashbuckle hobby hell you can't seem to escape! Guess what?!! No takers yet!!! How bass akwards is that shit?!! Either they can't reach you or they don't want to have shit to do with you. And quite honestly, at this point, after what you did with melanie's post and my apology, I truly believe even if a lady did manage to reach you for a freebie at my expense, you'd find some excuse to turn it down.

IMHO, you don't belong in the hobby or on this board for any other purpose except to talk shit about providers and whine like a little school girl. For God's sake my toddler has thicker skin than you, you little ninny (yes I'll take the points for that, it was worth it).

If P411 staff can pull up your account somehow I think they should take a very close look at it because something is definitely OFF with you. Not sure if you have access to someone else's account or what but the bullshit is as thick as it is deep p411 or not.

I'm sure all this is gonna do is cause you to write yet another mega-diatribe about what a victim you are in all of this and how life isn't fair and blah blah gouge my eyes out with a spoon blah!!!! But whatever. I still can't take the bullshit. Put up or shut up!

Will you accept a freebie on my dollar with an established provider if I can find one who will actually see you??

Plus 1 on everything you just said. I don't know what this guys promblem is. He walks around here with his head up his ass like he knows anything and everything about us providers and hobbyist. Nobody likes you and the way you treat people on this board.

[Guest092216]

Originally Posted by phildo

Somebody will always see anybody, because somebody always needs a visit from Uncle Benjamin badly enough to run a different variable in the risk/reward or disgusting/reward equation!

Lets just see about that....somehow I think NHR will find a way to turn it down......and then bitch about the who, the how or the why in which it was offered.

I'm thinking up some good poll options now for the fantasy betting pool.

[pfmtony]

Originally Posted by phildo

PrettyFuckingMarvelous I thought you left! Oh that's right, a real man of his word around the ladies, a real stand up guy, a real..."pile OF sort of place" (FIFY)...oh look, I stepped in some Tony...better wash that off before he comes back...oh he IS back! Hang in there NHR, there is proof positive in this very thread that a lyin' megalomaniacal humblebrag elitist motherfucker can turn money into memories and how that very money can shorten even the most damaged short term memories. Keep up the good work, you'll get there, don't go changing to try and please them, someone will try and please you!

THN, your brick wall emoticon was 'nuff said. Somebody will always see anybody, because somebody always needs a visit from Uncle Benjamin badly enough to run a different variable in the risk/reward or disgusting/reward equation!

Wow name call much? If you don't get points for this post, I will lose all respect i have for the mods here.

Phil, I was asked to hang around by plenty of people, many whom i like and respect. You dont like me, fine. You dont know me either. Based on your feaux outrage, I dont want to know you. Quit faking Phil, and be a man. Ive got kids at home if I want to deal with temper tantrums. I'm here for the ladies Phil, not the guys. 90% of the time im a bros before hos kind of guy, but you and your fans have it all wrong here. You can hobby and be nice.

I'm still man enough to buy you a cold beer inspire of yourself. You though choose to hide behind your keyboard whine, moan and call people names. I'm not going to call you names anymore. You know what sort of person you are.

Phil, I sincerely hope you find something to be happy about. I recommend you take the rest if the day off and go spend some time with one of the many quality and lovely ladies here. Maybe it will give you some perspective on life.

[phildo]

Will it turn like the PrettyFuckingMarvelous adios loser but not really poll? Maybe you could call it the NHR-Will He Take Good Pussy if It Would Take Him poll! Simple yes or no. And when the NO votes outweigh the YES votes by 3:1 he can wait 72 hours and come and post about how much it would have sucked if he'd gone anyway! I like it! When do the polls open? This is Texas, do I have to prove I'm legal to vote or is it like housing or PFP where I just show up with some money and they let me in?

Did you know that if we show up with money and wash our asses wimmin will love us and spend time with us and even provide toiletry items and text us with specials and little love notes? Gawd it makes being lonely almost bearable!

[pfmtony]

3:1 damn near the male:female ratio around here.... Things that make ya go hmmmmmm.

[Guest092216]

Happy Tuesday!

[Guest092216]

Update. NHR can now receive PMs. Offer is still on the table, ladies.

[Hercules]

Wait...if you bitch about not being able to boink hookers (seriously WORSE things happen). A hot nurse will offer to help foot the bill to clear the pipes?!

[L.A.]

Originally Posted by thathottnurse

Dear whore-board wife,

As said in another current coed thread: something is just not fitting together here. I think everyone is starting to figure that out. Things just dont add up. Why would you have your pm feature turned off?? That right there just screams counterproductive.

The only reason I've ever seen anyone do that is a provider so all her initial communications are handle via email. It makes absolutely no sense whatsoever why you wouldn't want ladies to contact you.

Your okays were old. Have you gotten laid recently at all??? Are you just some creeper who sits at home not able to hobby anymore so all you u do is piss and moan about it. Which provider do you have an honest to God bad history with who fcuked your life up? Os this your therapy?? Are you a scorned SO pretending to be a hobbyist who has access to her husbands p411 and so now this is your way of processing it???

I have no Fcuking clue what the real story on you is but I know this aint it. Every single damn person who has ready more than a handleful of your posts knows there's something rotten in Denmark. Whatever the hell is going on, it most certainly is not what you say.

I've offered to pay a half hour rate for your mercy fcuk just so you find some glimmer of happiness in the swashbuckle hobby hell you can't seem to escape! Guess what?!! No takers yet!!! How bass akwards is that shit?!! Either they can't reach you or they don't want to have shit to do with you. And quite honestly, at this point, after what you did with melanie's post and my apology, I truly believe even if a lady did manage to reach you for a freebie at my expense, you'd find some excuse to turn it down.

IMHO, you don't belong in the hobby or on this board for any other purpose except to talk shit about providers and whine like a little school girl. For God's sake my toddler has thicker skin than you, you little ninny (yes I'll take the points for that, it was worth it).

If P411 staff can pull up your account somehow I think they should take a very close look at it because something is definitely OFF with you. Not sure if you have access to someone else's account or what but the bullshit is as thick as it is deep p411 or not.

I'm sure all this is gonna do is cause you to write yet another mega-diatribe about what a victim you are in all of this and how life isn't fair and blah blah gouge my eyes out with a spoon blah!!!! But whatever. I still can't take the bullshit. Put up or shut up!

Will you accept a freebie on my dollar with an established provider if I can find one who will actually see you??

I'm not going to bet against a woman's intuition.
I'm especially not going to bet against a woman who has proven to be pretty intelligent.
smoke=fire