INCONCEIVABLE!!

[Carlylov]

I'm not sure about other ladies but I have put 100% real pics Because they are real pictures of me, I have posted on Backpage for years and never posted one fake picture. And from time to time use the disclaimer, and sometimes make them sign one. I also put no texting on my AD because that is a document that they can take into court and hold it against you.

[JD Barleycorn]

When a woman writes "its me or its free". If it is not her how can she give it to your for free?

[BigMikeinKC]

Originally Posted by chucklesk

Oh and lets not forget "dimepiece"

That one, although it means a perfect 10, for some reason when used in an ad, there seems to be a pimp involved.

[BigMikeinKC]

Originally Posted by PleasantSurprise

I always thought "open minded" meant a provider was open to anal sex!

I always thought it meant " I'm open minded, but not for (insert your kink here)"

[yugdlo]

Originally Posted by RoamingTheMidwest

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/irony

Yes, I knew what Wiz was doing. I should of went with quoting you. I was just trying to point out that the ladies were not the only ones having trouble with grammar and spelling. Some members on here have the same problem.

[BigDeal]

I just want everyone to know my man titties pic was 100% real no photoshop or nuttin

[yugdlo]

Originally Posted by BigDeal

I just want everyone to know my man titties pic was 100% real no photoshop or nuttin

Yes, we know. That was the problem. I must admit, I do appreciate you shaving and you might want to get that mole looked at.

[blade76]

Originally Posted by BottomFeederKC

Amazing
Classy
Spinner
Thick/Curvy
Kinky
Apple Bottom
Exotic
100% real (guaranteed!)

also
"a time you'll always remember"
"no thugs
- great personality!!!
Lets meet you wont regret it!!
highly addictive

I admit, I use consumer reports whenever I am going to buy sometihng woth more than $100.
Consumer Reports doesn't overwhelm with adjectives. They say what a product looks like, what it does and what other say about it

When I used backpage.com, there were lots of "ass-shots" Im not sure when you are with a girl when I'm going to be looking at her ass from 3+ feet away.
but it must work, or the girls would change, right?

[Helicopter206]

I bet she get's a lot of the 57.00 snack deals.
and no one ever calls her again.
Sounds like The United States Secret Service found their girl...
Price Point look's right.

[jaybee]

i just wish there was a standard size code..... ive seen petite when she weighed 160 cause she was short .... ive seen curvy that was full blown bbw..... ive seen spinner who was 5'7" and 145 lbs....

stolen from anothers post but fair


Spinner: 100 rule Petite: Under 5'2" and Less than 110 lbs
Average: 100-140 Curvy: 140-160
Voluptuous: 140-160 (Must Have Small Waist)
Amazon: 160-250 (above 5'8")
WHOA: 250-325
Small BBW: 160-225 (under 5'4")
BBW: 160-500 (over 5'4")
WTF: 500+

[blade76]

Originally Posted by jaybee

i just wish there was a standard size code..... ive seen petite when she weighed 160 cause she was short .... ive seen curvy that was full blown bbw..... ive seen spinner who was 5'7" and 145 lbs....

stolen from anothers post but fair


Spinner: 100 rule Petite: Under 5'2" and Less than 110 lbs
Average: 100-140 Curvy: 140-160
Voluptuous: 140-160 (Must Have Small Waist)
Amazon: 160-250 (above 5'8")
WHOA: 250-325
Small BBW: 160-225 (under 5'4")
BBW: 160-500 (over 5'4")
WTF: 500+

Gabriel iglesias different levels of fat


1. Big
2. Healthy
3. Husky
4. Fluffy
And the 5th one is DAMN!!!

Then the 6th is:
Oh Hell No!

[blade76]

I love to please! ABSOLUTELY NO DISCUSSION OR NEGOTIATION OF RATES OR SERVICES ON THE PHONE/TEXT

These statements are from the same ad.

DId someone say "oxymoron"?


Who hires these women who don't talk about what they are going to do for the hundreds they are going to charge?


I guess they must work at the Something Store?

SomethingStore is a fun website that operates simply: We will send you something, an item selected randomly among many products from our inventory, for $10 (free shipping in the US) and you will discover what your something is when you receive it. What will yours be?
http://www.somethingstore.com/

[DestinyInKC]

Originally Posted by blade76

I love to please! ABSOLUTELY NO DISCUSSION OR NEGOTIATION OF RATES OR SERVICES ON THE PHONE/TEXT

These statements are from the same ad.

DId someone say "oxymoron"?


Who hires these women who don't talk about what they are going to do for the hundreds they are going to charge?


I guess they must work at the Something Store?

SomethingStore is a fun website that operates simply: We will send you something, an item selected randomly among many products from our inventory, for $10 (free shipping in the US) and you will discover what your something is when you receive it. What will yours be?
http://www.somethingstore.com/

I'd have to agree with whoever the provider you speak of is. I know from personal experience your first message was very vulgar/explicit and I have never screened you or even spoken with you before.
Try starting the conversation with a hello before jumping into very graphic conversation. Also, im sure if you do your research on the provider (reviews, website menus) you wont have any problem figuring out what they do and don't offer, therefore you wont have to ask it in the random, graphic and vulgar way you asked. Maybe its not what you asked per say, but the lack of filter you use when you say it?

[DestinyInKC]

Originally Posted by Carlylov

I'm not sure about other ladies but I have put 100% real pics Because they are real pictures of me, I have posted on Backpage for years and never posted one fake picture. And from time to time use the disclaimer, and sometimes make them sign one. I also put no texting on my AD because that is a document that they can take into court and hold it against you.

I put a disclaimer on my bp ads. Not sure why, just always have lol
I also say no texting because the conversation a guy can hold with you is another big part of screening. You can tell a lot about a person by the way they speak to you. I do not mind texting clients I have met before though.

[JS42]

Originally Posted by DestinyInKC

I'd have to agree with whoever the provider you speak of is. I know from personal experience your first message was very vulgar/explicit and I have never screened you or even spoken with you before.
Try starting the conversation with a hello before jumping into very graphic conversation.

Why am I not surprised when it comes to this guy? Some people are clueless......in the hobby, or in real life.