Dealbreakers?

[Guest110516]

Originally Posted by DallasRain

and number one dealbreaker..alpha males

Thanks for giving hope to an omega male.

[Magnetron]

Originally Posted by LilMynx69

All y'all is appropriate when addressing more than one particular group of y'all's.
Though, I will say all y'all is more of a phrase I heard in Atlanta, than here in Texas. 50/50 in New Orleans...ijs
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My family has been in the South and Southwest since before the American Revolution. I don't know anyone who says "all y'all". While I have spent a fair amount of time in Atlanta, I am not from there - but I do have a number of friends who are natives of Atlanta. So I put the question to them and this response from one of them seems to be representative: "I've never heard all y'all. Never. Maybe I run in the wrong circles."... I got similar responses from natives of Louisiana (and we know them coon-asses don't lie). Let it go, girl, "all y'all" is an abomination. LOL

[Guest062114-5]

Originally Posted by JohnnyYanks

Lack of reviews.

That, and improper use of the ellipsis.

Plus...you know...they call ellipses the slut of punctuation...

[JohnnyYanks]

Originally Posted by LilMynx69

Plus...you know...they call ellipses the sluts of punctuation...

Surely "they" mind their parallelism.

[davidsmith0123]

So ... my dealbreakers are anyone who does not meet my standards. I am getting older and know what I like, and find I have little reason and little inclination to compromise. So, my standards:

* petite, ideally, but at the very least HWP, and I am not generous in judging HWP.
* intelligent, articulate, witty, skilled at verbal sparring, a bit sarcastic, a bit of a sharp tongue. (okay, maybe more than a bit....)
* bbbj, dfk, gfe, iop.
* athletic, outdoorsy.
* a girl-next-door sort of attractive features.
* not too young (or at least mature way beyond her age, if below 30!). Older than my daughters a definite plus!
* experienced and worldly.
* good tcb as well as bcd skills. (absolutely must be able to plan ahead!)
* good hygiene (but is anyone not for good hygiene?)
* must love sex.
* fun-loving; experimental, open to new experiences.

There are a few things that do not concern me. I don't mind smokers, although I do not partake. I have no preference over race, or hair color for that matter. I prefer independents and won't see someone who does not at least claim to be independent. No illegal substances....

There. Is this so much to ask? lol. Really, I have just described my almost perfect woman. Fortunately I am blessed to actually know her, at least in one of her manifestations.

[cabletex7]

I draw the line at eating during sex.
Chewing gum is ok.
Chewing tobacco is not.

[dreamvacationdates]

Originally Posted by LilMynx69

I'm dying to say something here but don't want to hijack my own thread ;-)

But statistically, you are much more likely to get a few things via CFS than BBBJ.
But if you have a health care background, you already know that.

But there are hundreds of other threads about this topic. Kia, if you'd like to discuss that, I'd suggest a fresh new thread!

Xoxo

she wasn't trying to discuss it she was only stating why she won't, which I feel she didn't need to have to justify in the first place, it like haggling over the rate, not negotiable nor reason to explain.

[DallasRain]

woohooo empty wallet! yeaaaaaaayeaaaaaa!!

[Guest030824]

That is why you should read all of the reviews. If she doesn't offer what you require than move on. If a lady says she won't accept smokers than I move on. Blow jobs are something I can get along with out. I just want to straight fuck and not listen to some fake screams. I don't want to hear her cell phone dancing on the bed side table either. I don't give a fuck that your child may need to contact you the child can leave a VM.

[Keyhole Arc Blow]

I'm a pretty easy going guy with few deal breakers.

No DATY is a deal breaker for me. Unless you can suggest/deliver a suitable alternative(which you probably can't) to of my favorite activities with a lady then I'll find someone else.

Shady or poor business practices, like not contacting me back within a reasonable amount of time or not announcing tour cancellations. I don't waste your time so don't waste mine, if you don't want to/can't see me just say so.

Last but not least is double booking. If you try to do a half assed rush job and whine about me wanting to use all my payed for time, you'll definitely get a no review with all the details.

Stuff like smoking, poor grammar etc I can overlook if the experience is great.

[Ansley]

Originally Posted by Magnetron

My family has been in the South and Southwest since before the American Revolution. I don't know anyone who says "all y'all". While I have spent a fair amount of time in Atlanta, I am not from there - but I do have a number of friends who are natives of Atlanta. So I put the question to them and this response from one of them seems to be representative: "I've never heard all y'all. Never. Maybe I run in the wrong circles."... I got similar responses from natives of Louisiana (and we know them coon-asses don't lie). Let it go, girl, "all y'all" is an abomination. LOL

My family moved to Atlanta when I was four years old, and I have never heard the phrase "all y'all" used in conversation. In my adult life I have lived in other Southern and Southwest states and have never heard the phrase.

Maybe Larry the Cable Guy uses it in his acts.

[DallasRain]

LOL I am spitting pepsi all over my keyboard!!!
Empty & Magnetron have some silly avatars....and they are "matching up humourusly where they are placed in this thread"!!!!


Anybody know the difference between a southern girl *& a northern girl????

Northern girls tell the boy "you can"...........and a southern girl tells the boys "all yall can"!!!

[JohnnyYanks]

Originally Posted by cabletex7

... Chewing gum is ok. Chewing tobacco is not.

That's a discerning Gent right there.

[Guest062114-5]

Originally Posted by dreamvacationdates

she wasn't trying to discuss it she was only stating why she won't, which I feel she didn't need to have to justify in the first place, it like haggling over the rate, not negotiable nor reason to explain.

OK

[Guest062114-5]

Originally Posted by tucson

That is why you should read all of the reviews. If she doesn't offer what you require than move on. If a lady says she won't accept smokers than I move on. Blow jobs are something I can get along with out. I just want to straight fuck and not listen to some fake screams. I don't want to hear her cell phone dancing on the bed side table either. I don't give a fuck that your child may need to contact you the child can leave a VM.

This is great because it applies to real life or the hobby...all good points. Thx