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		|  12-13-2013, 09:43 AM | #16 |  
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					Originally Posted by e_l traveler  Not for long!!!  |  
I'm going to sue you for sexual harrassment.
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		|  12-13-2013, 10:06 AM | #17 |  
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			Hey if anyone can give you a little dick I can!
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		|  12-13-2013, 02:19 PM | #18 |  
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					Originally Posted by Rover14  I guess the assumption is a good penis selfie might increase the likelihood of being positively screened? Personally, I don't want to send anything that might reduce the probability of a positive screening, and I certainly can't imagine having you laughing at the selfie improving the odds.  |    |  
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		|  12-13-2013, 02:21 PM | #19 |  
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					Originally Posted by joshharris86  Still trying to get my camera to interface properly with the electron microscope.
 Until that day ladies, you'll just have to hold your breath!
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		|  12-13-2013, 03:09 PM | #20 |  
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			Hey, I might be small, but I'm quick too!
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		|  12-13-2013, 03:25 PM | #21 |  
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			Just call me oatmeal.  You know done in 3 minutes.  LOL
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		|  12-13-2013, 06:49 PM | #22 |  
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			Great timing on this thread bcuz I was just about to head to Olan Mills and get some professionally taken dick-pics for my Christmas cards. So thancks for the heads-up, Nikki. I'll take you off of the Christmas card list.  
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		|  12-13-2013, 10:13 PM | #23 |  
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			Lol all u boys are so effing silly im dying lol.
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		|  12-13-2013, 10:14 PM | #24 |  
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			Btw it was just a text about the number of inches it wasnt a pic , you guys took it to that level lol.
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		|  12-13-2013, 10:40 PM | #25 |  
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			It's not that we took it to that level babe...it's that whatever we say gets interpreted as something perverted. 
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 Of course we're gonna' take it to the extreme. Look at who you're dealing with...lmao!
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		|  12-14-2013, 12:50 AM | #26 |  
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	Wow, I guess I misunderstood. I could have just kept up the fiction and sent you tripled measurements during screening. Oh damn, that won't work, you've already seen my junk.Quote: 
	
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					Originally Posted by NikkiWhite  Btw it was just a text about the number of inches it wasnt a pic , you guys took it to that level lol. |  
 
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		|  12-14-2013, 12:52 AM | #27 |  
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			Well, I would prefer a gentleman to send me the measurements of his "play toy" because I personally have a size limit. Not just with weight, but with "play toy" size as well. I'm a little bitty girl...a "play toy" that is too big can hurt me. And I personally like to enjoy my time with the gentlemen of my choosing.  But this is only my opinion. Please DO NOT start sending me vulgar messages about your "play toy" and/or pictures. That is very unappreciated. Thank you.
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		|  12-14-2013, 07:34 AM | #28 |  
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		|  12-14-2013, 09:05 AM | #29 |  
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					Originally Posted by Rover14  Wow, I guess I misunderstood. I could have just kept up the fiction and sent you tripled measurements during screening. Oh damn, that won't work, you've already seen my junk.
 
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U can send me dick selfies I dont mind I like what your working with.
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		|  12-14-2013, 09:07 AM | #30 |  
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					Originally Posted by SweetCara  Well, I would prefer a gentleman to send me the measurements of his "play toy" because I personally have a size limit. Not just with weight, but with "play toy" size as well. I'm a little bitty girl...a "play toy" that is too big can hurt me. And I personally like to enjoy my time with the gentlemen of my choosing.  But this is only my opinion. Please DO NOT start sending me vulgar messages about your "play toy" and/or pictures. That is very unappreciated. Thank you.
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Hmmm texas is the only place where I have seen girls be very choosy about their clients physical features (not a problem with that). If u dont mind me asking how big of a penis would be too big to ride the cara ride? If that was out of line u may spank me lol.
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