I am surely going to hell

[Sir Lancehernot]

Am I going to hell for looking at my son's female HS classmates and wondering how many of them I'll see on McCart or Camp Bowie in a few years?

[ElisabethWhispers]

Originally Posted by Sir Lancehernot

Am I going to hell for looking at my son's female HS classmates and wondering how many of them I'll see on McCart or Camp Bowie in a few years?

Yes. For doing this, you will be going to a special level of hell. If not, you've at least lost a few crowns in heaven.

[Sir Lancehernot]

Maybe so. But I do have lines I will not cross. For example, I didn't start spanking to Alexis Castle until she turned 18.

[ElisabethWhispers]

I will admit, I just saw that you used the term "swive" under your avatar. I adore that word.

You're never going to go to hell.

I just know it, even though you like to spank 18 year olds (I cannot even wrap my head around that but since I spank men over 30, what do I know?).

[Sir Lancehernot]

Yeah, I put it there just for you. And 'cause I liked the word, too, even though I didn't know it until you mentioned it. And there's a difference between "spanking" and "spanking to," just to be clear.

[pmdelites]

alexis is hot!

wonder if she'll be at the great wolf lodge anytime soon signing autographs?



btw, suites w/ water park passes starts at $220/nite in grapevine.

[OldGrump]

Originally Posted by pfmtony

Hell is where are the cool fun people are going anyway.... I'd rather reminisce in hell about fun than sit around on my cloud singing hymns.......

But Tony, I thought you liked to sing. I guess you prefer Heavy Metal to Ballads?

[pmdelites]

"in heaven there is no beer... "

i wonder if there are any active providers there?
[could easily revword that song for providers...]


actually, i've heard we make our own heaven and hell in the here and now.
so, let's raise some hell !!!!

[Guest020720]

Originally Posted by pmdelites

"in heaven there is no beer... "

i wonder if there are any active providers there?
[could easily revword that song for providers...]


actually, i've heard we make our own heaven and hell in the here and now.
so, let's raise some hell !!!!

AGREED!

[Iaintliein]

You're not going to hell. . . you're already there! And stop calling yourself Shirley!

[Guest092216]

Originally Posted by pmdelites

"in heaven there is no beer... "

Ya but Jesus drank wine. I'm holding out hope for divine restructing.

[Meerschaum]

I have met a lot of people that are sure they would end up in heaven that I would hate to spend eternity around.

If some of you wonderful folks are in hell with me, maybe we can at least have some good times.

Here's hoping for incredible grace and for a lot of folks to be surprised.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VOXmaSCt4ZE

[Boltfan]

Originally Posted by Prolongus

Bolt, do they have a Bukkake Room?

Right next to the adult spa. Ask the tranny midget for the entrance

[Guest060214]

Originally Posted by Juan Pablo de Marco

never heard of the place before, but look at their website...you are definitely going to hell...

http://www.greatwolf.com/

see all those smiling faces?

Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes
They don't tell the truth, uh
Smiling faces, smiling faces
Tell lies and I got proof
Beware, beware of the handshake
That hides the snake
I'm telling you beware
Beware of the pat on the back
It just might hold you back

[Guest092216]

Jarvis did you just out yourself as a GWL employee?

Kidding!