Why are you paying for PUSSY!!

[kerwil62]

Originally Posted by getit

Why are we paying for pussy? Hell, its free..........I love reading these post of people playing 160.00 to 500.00 for pussy! Fellas, you can get that for free..........the world is free of single women who will do the same thing these girls do, you just have to invest in a little time and hang out. One of the main reasons you have a hard time finding someone is because you spend hours on backpage and eccie reading reviews.

Pussy is Pussy some smell different, some have hair, stubble's, or bald. With a condom you can't feel it anyway.............Good pussy is coming home to a home cooked meal, clean clothes, and clean house!

Quit spending your money and leaving their pissed because you just spent 300.00 dollars for a quick nut!! You can pay anyone to tell you that you have a big dick, and that it feels so good, and call you DADDY!

Dude get a grip!

Originally Posted by getit

LOL the truth hurts a little! If your SO can't meet you needs find one that can and invest your money in something that will give you a return on your money!! Why pay for someone to lie to you!! I use to believe that shit too..................

This shit is funny!!!

Keep posting! I'm digging the responses!

[Pistolero]

As the mantra goes : I don't pay for pussy, I pay for them to leave afterward.

[Sonya]

Because I'm not gonna make you hold my purse, keep track of my little humans while I try on dresses at the mall. Because I don't need you to get up at 2 am to find out what that noise in the attic is. I'll never ask you to pick up my tampons. I do dirty deviant things your girl would be offended if you asked her for. Because paying for an hour is cheaper than having a wife. Oh the list goes on and on...

[StinkyFingers]

Originally Posted by getit

You can pay anyone to tell you that you have a big dick, and that it feels so good, and call you DADDY!

Now this is funny! You don't understand the thrill of it all. And if you got time to waste hunting for civvies in bars ... well, I got more money than time. Makes it simple.

[dtymh55]

Getit, Does not get it, We pay for it to avoid problems,and more variety.

[tttalinky]

Originally Posted by getit

Why are we paying for pussy?..........Good pussy is coming home to a home cooked meal, clean clothes, and clean house!
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We can all tell he has a small brain, and probably a small wee-wee to go along with it.

[GlobeSpotter]

Originally Posted by Pistolero

As the mantra goes : I don't pay for pussy, I pay for them to leave afterward.

I honestly have a no civi policy....in 20+ years of marriage, I've only broken the policy 3 times....all within the last 4 months. (Okay...maybe the policy is gone....) But....

The first time it happened, I contemplated two very serious dilemmas:

1. What is she going to say when I pause the foreplay to install the gasket? and....

2. How in the fuck am I going to get her to leave my hotel room?


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[gearslut]

Yup....Pussy is pussy... And you know what else? Food is food which is why I choose to go to nice decent places to eat and not go dumpster diving when I'm hungry. Sure it's free and you have to take a little time and effort but look at the money you save..... We hobby because we fucking want to. Go take your massive hordes of civilian snatch and kindly fuck off.

[StinkyFingers]

Originally Posted by getit

.............Good pussy is coming home to a home cooked meal, clean clothes, and clean house!

Originally Posted by tttalinky

We can all tell he has a small brain, and probably a small wee-wee to go along with it.

And most of us can tell that "He" is a "She". Good Pussy is hitting that shit and running! NSA

Come on now, what's your husband's handle, OP?

[BigLouie]

Originally Posted by getit

....I use to believe that shit too..................

I think we are starting to get a picture of you. Someone who prolly should not be in the hobby at all.

[Guest051115]

Originally Posted by getit

Why are we paying for pussy? Hell, its free..........I love reading these post of people playing 160.00 to 500.00 for pussy! Fellas, you can get that for free..........the world is free of single women who will do the same thing these girls do, you just have to invest in a little time and hang out. One of the main reasons you have a hard time finding someone is because you spend hours on backpage and eccie reading reviews.

Pussy is Pussy some smell different, some have hair, stubble's, or bald. With a condom you can't feel it anyway.............Good pussy is coming home to a home cooked meal, clean clothes, and clean house!

Quit spending your money and leaving their pissed because you just spent 300.00 dollars for a quick nut!! You can pay anyone to tell you that you have a big dick, and that it feels so good, and call you DADDY!

Dude get a grip!

In all sincerity Thanks for this thread. I got a much needed laugh in today. Without going into all the silly reasons why lemme just say that I now live by the mantra that if Tiger Woods paid then who am I? However, I do split my time between "real world girls" and the hobby". If I didn't have money to blow I wouldn't.

Note: I do have money set aside for dog shelter's when I die. That's where most of mine will go; to my canine friends and those who are canine care givers.

[Russ38]

Originally Posted by SpiceItUp

90% of civvies don't measure up even the freaky ones. IJS

And the very few civvies who do are almost always 100% certifiable batshit fucking crazy and should be avoided at all cost. IJS.......

[Guest072624]

Because they want too.

[Brooke Wilde]

Your "invest time and do it yourself "logic is twisted

Do you pay to have your oil changed? How about your yard mowed? Maybe your pool cleaned or your car washed? Do you take your car to the shop when it's time for some new brake pads?

I'm sure you pay for many of those services even though you can do all of them yourself.

And for the record, there are many guys who are handicap, extremely bad looking, over weight, insecure and/or shy and we .... hookers .... make a difference in there life and no lies are being told nor are games being played.

[GlobeSpotter]

Originally Posted by Brooke Wilde

.....Do you take your car to the shop when it's time for some new break pads?

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It's brake pads.

but "break" pads do sound intriguing.....