Size of your dick

[malwoody]

Originally Posted by Doc Savage

the old "give me 12" and make it hurt", so I did her 4 times and hit her with a brick

Yeah..I met her as well and I'm sorry but I refuse to fold Woody jr in half..

[friscowindsor]

Originally Posted by Anacondadong

As the most likely target for this thread starting I feel the need to say something...."something".

Pls use PRIVATE tags appropriately. M

[Guest090920]

Wasn't there a thread a while back about some girl offering a discount for guys with little "woodies"?

If more did that, those who are legends in their own minds, would be SOL.

[woody4eroticfun]

A friend of mine once had a Corvette, and a woman asked him if he had the Corvette to compensate for having a short dick....he just smiled and said to her "when you drive a Corvette, you don't need a big dick !"

[Anacondadong]

Hey, just doing my duty to properly report the ROS. Sounds like this needs to be toned down in my reviews? Most likely that's not gonna happen.

[bigcockpussylicker]

Originally Posted by dirty dog

That's because many of the individuals writing reviews use it as a spring board to pound their chest and proclaim what great lovers they are, how big their cocks are and most importantly how they slayed that punanny. Many of them are the same guys who try to discount the views of those without reviews. Believe me, their reviews are written only for their gratification and the only information they want the board to gleem from the review is just how great they are as lovers. Its pretty pathetic but all to common.

That is spot on.
With my ability to read 3000 words per minute while watching tv and eating breakfast, I am one of the few that understands what you are saying,
Good work, keep it up

[vitokc]

Originally Posted by Anacondadong

Hey, just doing my duty to properly report the ROS. Sounds like this needs to be toned down in my reviews? Most likely that's not gonna happen.

Hey it's your review, report as you see fit. It's all good entertaining info. At least you haven't bragged about leaving soaking in ice packs after you're done.

[burton46]

I once had a lady tell me "I didn't know you had such a small organ". I replied, "I didn't know I was going to have to play in a cathedral."

[OLindsay]

Originally Posted by vitokc

Hey it's your review, report as you see fit. It's all good entertaining info. At least you haven't bragged about leaving soaking in ice packs after you're done.

i cant do reviews obviously cause im a provider, but all jokes aside I had to make an icepack to go for a client because Im just awesome like that, but his jr was in some pain when we were done.

[liquethatkitty]

I love the third person references to said manhood.

[friscowindsor]

Originally Posted by Anacondadong

Hey, just doing my duty to properly report the ROS. Sounds like this needs to be toned down in my reviews? Most likely that's not gonna happen.

[LNK]

This is germane to this thread, I believe.

http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=969312

[kcpumper]

She said "now who do you think you'll satisfy with that little thing?" And I said "ME!". ;-)

[Anacondadong]

Glad to see most of you have a good sense of humor. Disappointed to see some if you have jealousy. Poor guys with little dick syndrome, those are the easy ones to see through (Frisco).

[beagledawg]

I enjoy Anaconda's reviews.