What is the strangest encounter/situation you have had in the hobby???

[phobia1230]

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[Super Head 713]

I had an office date and this guys wife pops up on us. It was an awful experience for me and all I can do is get dressed and leave while his wife fought on him. Lol I felt more bad for him than anything

[tbone77494]

Should have had fancy talk to her. We've established dudes are more productive after they get some stress relief.

Anyway / I saw that kabuki chick once and in addition to the well documented look and behavior, Aunt Flo swoops in during cg. I still have nightmares.

[SpiceItUp]

Originally Posted by tbone77494

Anyway / I saw that kabuki chick once and in addition to the well documented look and behavior, Aunt Flo swoops in during cg. I still have nightmares.

[mr666]

Whiskey dick in the champagne room

[rodeverhard]

A dancer at CF agreed to meet outside the club after her shift. She had me follow her to a strip center off Hillcroft. We parked behind it and got out of our vehicles. BBBJ, K9 and COT right there in the parking lot. And here's the kicker . . no donation asked or offered.

[TheAntichrist666]

Originally Posted by tbone77494

Should have had fancy talk to her. We've established dudes are more productive after they get some stress relief.

Anyway / I saw that kabuki chick once and in addition to the well documented look and behavior, Aunt Flo swoops in during cg. I still have nightmares.

I was once having a session and I let a provider sit on my face while I performed Daty on her...then her Aunt Flo hit me right in the face! I pushed her aside and ran to the shower to wash myself. I was traumatized for several days! That was horrible : (

[Lexieinhouston]

Someone once asked me to serve brunch to his horse, to which I replied, "I don't cook for horses, but if I did it'd be a hell of a lot more expensive"



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[enderwiggin]

Insane girl. Wild-eyed explanations about aliens and government conspiracies. Inverted nipple and biopsy stitches. Tampon left in my tub. She didn't even make me cum.

[Guest121624]

I wouldn't consider it strange, but my first time was a double and I needed a friend to drive me. One did not look like her pics, yet she made up it up with enthusiasm and skills. Her partner, who was visiting from Baton Rouge was gorgeous, face and body. My friend had to get me in the door cause they didn;t get an accessible room. They didn't ask him to leave, they didn't care if he stayed, so he did. He sat in the corner, had a couple of drinks and watched. After the session we went downtown and partied. However, that evening, when my attendant was disrobing me for bed and pulled my pants off the stench of fermented pussy juice filled the air. Obviously, the clean up was lackluster and I was busted.

[Super Head 713]

Lol you guys actually fell for the old saying"oh baby you made my cycle come on"? Most likely she was on before you guys came,but just tried to clean up a little. Sometimes I honor being an oral sspecialist because I don't have to worry about trying to stop aunt flo because I need the money

[Tetas]

Originally Posted by enderwiggin

Insane girl. Wild-eyed explanations about aliens and government conspiracies. Inverted nipple and biopsy stitches. Tampon left in my tub. She didn't even make me cum.

That's, that's...kinda poetic!
A+, will read again and again!!!

[SpiceItUp]

Probably the most bizarre hobby encounter I've had was almost 20 years ago in Prague, Czech Republic.

I'm in a subway station at an ATM at around 10pm and it's deserted except for this lady who's standing way too close to me and eyeballing me strangely. I'm a savvy traveler and assume she may be trying to spy how much cash I withdraw for a pickpocket setup so I take the usual precautions, cash in multiple pockets, palm the card and put it in a different one, etc...

Turns out she propositioned me for some pay for play as I'm walking away. I'm staying with some friends in a hotel off Wencelas Square and I'm telling her no I'm not interested as she follows me onto the street still talking to me quoting very very low prices. No one is following us so I'm no longer worried about a theft. She's not attractive, never has been, and is years past her prime, but I'm young dumb and full of cum so what the hell I'm all about doing things for the novelty of the experience.

We agree on 10 dollars for a BJ and so very shortly I find myself in a not quite dark corner on the streets of Prague within sight of Wenceslas Square getting head. She finishes me off, spits on the ground, and walks away without a word. I walk back to my hotel with a smile on my face and a good story

[Prime Time]

Discovering I had 9 illegitimate children by 8 different women was pretty exhilarating.

[rodeverhard]

An even stranger experience for me:

Back in '95 I went to Greece (the actual country!, not just my favorite activity BCD). Not 2 hours after getting off the plane in Athens, a guy approaches me and a buddy and invites us to his bar for a free drink. We figure why the hell not. He leads us to his bar and inside it's all red velvet and mirrors and hot young women smoking cigarettes. I'm thinking, cool, a Greek strip club. We order our drinks and the bar owner snaps his fingers and two women join us. I start chatting with a brunette who couldn't have been much older than 18. Keeps asking me if I'm Canadian and do I want to dance with her. I gathered from her broken English she was Czech.

I then see a sign in English on the wall that says "management is not responsible for deals between customers and employees." Not a Greek strip club. It's a Greek brothel.

My buddy was married and wanted to bail when I pointed out the sign. So we claimed we had jet lag and tried to leave. The bar owner got pissed and charged us $50 for the two drinks while his bouncers blocked the door. We paid for the drinks and got the hell out.