DO YOU WANT TO LOOK GREAT NAKED??

[Monica Austin]

Hello Gents and sexys,

I am sharing information about an awesome exclusive nutrition program. The person who teaches is a major consultant for the health food industry and she declared a war on pharmaceutical companies. It is all about nutrition. You can fix you body aches, cholesterol and have tons of energy with a "diet upgrade". She is coming to Austin, June 24..it is about 3K for 5 days. In a very respectful, awesome setting by Lake Travis. Space for only 3 people is available.
I do it and can still do Sullivan's Steak house and all fav places but no alcohol.
If interested PM, any salsa dancers here?
Blessed day!

[RALPHEY BOY]

I do look great naked!!

[blenderhead]

I think the girls would like me better with $3k more in my wallet!

[shayla84]

For 3k I could go get a tummy tuck and half the money for bigger tittie (hopful wishing) 3k for 5 days is crazy and never would I be that slow to pay that for something that probably doesnt work or would get me to lose 10-15 pds which I could do if I got my big ass up and ran on a tredmill. Just being honest

[fun2come]

I think I looked AWESOME on that Tantra chair of yours ....

Wait, oh, senior moment, I did great on that tantra chair, no idea how I looked....

Monica

[Beagle]

trolls!!! trolls!!!! smh......

mine's really beeeg.....need i say more?

[Schmafty]

If your goal is to look better naked, there is lots of good information about nutrition and exercise on the internet for free. Here, I'll get you started:

http://simplesciencefitness.com/

Need help counting calories? Check out:

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/
http://www.fatsecret.com/

Need help staying motivated to exercise? Give this a shot:

https://www.fitocracy.com/

[fun2come]

Schmafty, what IF I wanna Beeeeeg Caaaaawk like Toyssssssssssssss

[Schmafty]

Originally Posted by fun2come

Schmafty, what IF I wanna Beeeeeg Caaaaawk like Toyssssssssssssss

Fun Fact: If you lose one pound of fat, you will gain 35 inches of penis length!*






*That might be backwards

[Loxly]

Myself? I always send my birthday suit out for pressing prior to a date. And I tried the gym thing. No 6 pack after that but my 2 liter bottle went down to 1 & 1/2 quarts.

[Mia Christine]

Originally Posted by Schmafty

Fun Fact: If you lose one pound of fat, you will gain 35 inches of penis length!*
*That might be backwards

Giggles!
It is true, and backwards!

For every 30 to 35lbs a fella looses, he will gain an inch of length in his cock! You will also gain additional girth, heft, and thickness do to the additional circulation from loosing the excess lbs. I know this to be true, because I'm witness to a fella going through this right now.

Okay, I want to seize this opportunity to congratulate a long time client of mine 🎉🎉AGENTX🎉🎉

For those of you who know him, you know he's already a tall drink of water...in the last few months, he's lost 80lbs!!! I'm so proud of you for making up your mind and getting it done! I also would like to thank you for the changes you made to one of my favorite toys due to all of this weight loss! Damn! Hubba, Hubba!

I will dispense now with the embarrassment ... Er congratulations!
Really proud of you!
Mia🌴

[agentx]

Ah, Mia...you're making me blush. :-)

[Schmafty]

Originally Posted by Mia Christine

For those of you who know him, you know he's already a tall drink of water...in the last few months, he's lost 80lbs!!!

Well done! That is not an easy accomplishment. Congrats, man.

[agentx]

Thanks, it took some time but has been worth it. And, yes, I can attest to Mia's comments about weight loss and cock size lol

[Centaur]

Originally Posted by agentx

Thanks, it took some time but has been worth it. And, yes, I can attest to Mia's comments about weight loss and cock size lol

Dude, a lady of her word literally lusts you for your beeeg cawk (as Toyz would say). Props to you.