Hobby Wish List

[SinsOfTheFlesh]

Originally Posted by onthedl

Maybe a SB would be nice, but I would need at least a dozen of them to satisfy my need for new girl variety. They also sound pretty expensive to hang on to.

Thank you Captain Obvious.

And for lookn4boobies, go suck the shit out of that great dane until it's all white

Ooh, someone hit a nerve.

Originally Posted by RHammer

This should be educational for providers. I bet many do not know that guys think rates are high.

Yup, thank God for this post. I had no idea that some guys think anything over $200 is too high. I have been edumacated.

I was about to reply that telling Mr. On The Down Low to find a subar baby would be a waste of time because that would be way out of his price range, but Captain Obvious saved me the trouble.

[Wakeup]

I agree with #5...the rest I either don't care about, or never had a problem with...

[tbone77494]

Pretty good list of points. It's why girls like Gia, Lexy, Jenny, etc at the agencies are so great. Other than close to the Woodlands, about every point gets taken care of.

One I would like is more bng. It would be good to try a provider for $ or less, see if pics are accurate, and if you "click."

[boardman]

Jack Flash...Is that you?
Oh how the mighty have fallen...

[JohnnyYanks]

Originally Posted by onthedl

... Barter sessions. I do professional grade photos ...

ThreAD. Get any nibbles?

[sensualsanaa]

okay, im bored and would like to address your wish list

Originally Posted by onthedl

As I have been using this site for a couple years, I have learned quite a bit and had some great experiences. I have hobby'ed in several parts of this country and also a few others. In all of my experience, there are some things that I still hope to find. In no particular order:

1. Better looking providers near The Woodlands - why would such an affluent community have some of the worst providers? Needless to say, I live near the woodlands and i'm tired of driving all the way across town everytime I'm horny

Do you really think girls living in the Woodlands need to hobby? I'm sure daddy's money is a lot longer than yours and they dont have to screw his brains our or meet a weight requirement.

2. Reviewers to stop using "non-distracting" for every girl with a tattoo. All tattoos are distracting to some degree. Just tired of seeing this
unless she has a picasso on her back or legs or a chest tattoo... I can see why guys wouldn't consider them distracting. I mean, as long as you're not staring at a tattoo'd portrait of her first born everything should be alright, right?

3. More quality options for under $$. I am more likely to see a girl more frequently if she doesn't break the bank. I hobby alot and end up giving most of my money to girls that are not greedy. Sometimes I just want 15 mins of sex and to be on my way. Is it necessary to charge $$$?

an emergency on your end does not constitute a discount on mine (or any other providers because im most certain im not your type). There are girls who offer quickie sessions and half hour sessions ya know?

4. Updated and fair representation photos. Tired of the surprises
there will always be surprises. think of it as an "added value"

5. Houston providers to get in better physical shape. After all, it's all about fantasy right? Houston is pretty chunky in comparison to other popular spots
No.

6. Providers to offer discounts or value added service for repeat and frequent customers

only to the ones who aren't jerks or assholes. Also "frequent" and "repeat" are words that vary in definition depending on who you ask. "frequent" to me is once or twice a week, not a year.

7. Stop talking so much, I hobby so I can fuck and not have to listen to meaningless conversation for once



8. Looking for a hot girl to make a sex tape with. And I do mean hot by all standards, something that I can actually get off to later when I watch it

you might find the hot girl who is willing to make a tape, but for under 200... i think you'll have to change your definition of "hot"

9. Barter sessions. I do professional grade photos and have traded for many sessions. Would like to keep this going.

okay, you may have some takers here. I hear that's pretty common if you hang out in the business service for providers area.

10. Try and fuck my brains out for once. Wouldn't it be nice to finally have to tap out rather than saying to yourself "oh I guess we're done now" as she quickly starts dressing after you nut.

You gotta make better choices when choosing your ladies. Reviews are very helpful I hear.


The list could go on and on, and it is only a dream after all, but I thought it was worth putting out there.

All in all, I agree with the other sentiments shared here. Find a sugarbaby. One that doesn't mind working for a flat fee each month so you can have the hottness and consistency you want. Then trek on over to bp every now and then when you want some strange. Good luck!

[onthedl]

Sensualsanaa your response is certainly welcome and appreciated. My point being the title of the thread - wish list. Should I not be allowed to discriminate about where my hard earned money goes? Am I not supposed to try my hardest to fulfill my fantasy rather than settling? We all have different reasons for why we do this, and I think that is what really makes it interesting. I'm not trying to conform to the lowest common denominator just because it would make things easier. I hold a high standard and let myself down when I don't meet it. By some standards, I'm a good looking guy, work hard, and have never treated a lady with anything less than the utmost respect. I appreciate women of all caliber, but when I'm looking to fulfill my fantasy, it should meet or exceed expectation. I am the customer, right? I spend as much as my income allows. It has increased over time and I sure hope it will continue to over the years. I hope one day I will reach that "baller" status and can only pay for filet mignon. Until then, can I at least get a nice sirloin without all the gristle?

[Prime Time]

Serve fried chicken during the session.

[Dorian Gray]

Your handle doesn't bode well in your argument....
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...term=On+the+DL

Are you trying to tell us something

[onthedl]

well.....shit! I guess I didn't spend enough time learning the entire urban dictionary.
This what I had in mind when I thought of it: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XSjsMU1SPBs

Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

Your handle doesn't bode well in your argument....
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...term=On+the+DL

Are you trying to tell us something

[Wombat94]

I wish Eccie had a tab you could filter for neighborhoods/areas of town so you could search ads quickly for girls with in calls close by.

[JohnnyCap]

Wrong forum then?

Yeah, I want more inexpensive hot providers that don't talk too much in my neighborhood too.

[bladtinzu]

Originally Posted by onthedl

As I have been using this site for a couple years, I have learned quite a bit and had some great experiences. I have hobby'ed in several parts of this country and also a few others. In all of my experience, there are some things that I still hope to find. In no particular order:

1. Better looking providers near The Woodlands - why would such an affluent community have some of the worst providers? Needless to say, I live near the woodlands and i'm tired of driving all the way across town everytime I'm horny

Buy a fucking smart car and deal


2. Reviewers to stop using "non-distracting" for every girl with a tattoo. All tattoos are distracting to some degree. Just tired of seeing this

I'm no art critic. I am in it to get mine. I could care a less if she has a tattoo. Apparently you are more of the art critic than the guy trying to get his nut

3. More quality options for under $$. I am more likely to see a girl more frequently if she doesn't break the bank. I hobby alot and end up giving most of my money to girls that are not greedy. Sometimes I just want 15 mins of sex and to be on my way. Is it necessary to charge $$$?

BP whores do your 15 minute thing. Along with some fatties who need the grocery money

4. Updated and fair representation photos. Tired of the surprises

Fuck aren't we all??

5. Houston providers to get in better physical shape. After all, it's all about fantasy right? Houston is pretty chunky in comparison to other popular spots

This goes for any hooker. If your claiming "BBW, thick, curvy" then your fat. Just say it and have some truth in advertising.

6. Providers to offer discounts or value added service for repeat and frequent customers

Good luck with that shit

7. Stop talking so much, I hobby so I can fuck and not have to listen to meaningless conversation for once

Easy fix. Shove your dick in her mouth.

8. Looking for a hot girl to make a sex tape with. And I do mean hot by all standards, something that I can actually get off to later when I watch it

Certain porn stars who come through the area offer this as an "extra".

9. Barter sessions. I do professional grade photos and have traded for many sessions. Would like to keep this going.

Fuck the barter shit. If you cannot afford the hobby find another one you can afford.

10. Try and fuck my brains out for once. Wouldn't it be nice to finally have to tap out rather than saying to yourself "oh I guess we're done now" as she quickly starts dressing after you nut

Reviews help to find this. That is if the reviewer wasn't lying and scared of being honest saying she was a dead lay due to not wanting hooker backlash

The list could go on and on, and it is only a dream after all, but I thought it was worth putting out there.

Dream on..

[Alyssa XOXO]

^^^^^^ Welcome back!

[abeautifulsite]

Sensualsanaa I think I love you !

Originally Posted by sensualsanaa

okay, im bored and would like to address your wish list




All in all, I agree with the other sentiments shared here. Find a sugarbaby. One that doesn't mind working for a flat fee each month so you can have the hottness and consistency you want. Then trek on over to bp every now and then when you want some strange. Good luck!