How do I tell her ?

[bigcockpussylicker]

Originally Posted by Urban Dahlia

Just The Facts Ma'am...

(1) Yes lol.

(2) You are a HUGE Tool lol.

Nice try Jack Ass LMAO.

I think the word BIG applies better.
Its sorta in my name, yo
I cant tell with you; do you have reading or comprehension issues?

[bigcockpussylicker]

Originally Posted by noleftturn

Full of something but I doubt it is knowledge.

I understand, you can only project your issues on me,
HAHAHA, you and the other poster, "Rabies", have that in common

[dirty dog]

Originally Posted by bigcockpussylicker

I treat her great, and that's all that matters.

Something tells me your definition and the rest of the worlds definition differ. This whole thread was nothing more than an exercise than your need to let the board know that you have a girl friend (if she exists) as if anyone cares.

[bigcockpussylicker]

Originally Posted by dirty dog

Something tells me your definition and the rest of the worlds definition differ. This whole thread was nothing more than an exercise than your need to let the board know that you have a girl friend (if she exists) as if anyone cares.

careful your rabies is showing again
what matters isn't my definition of "treating her great", nor yours, but hers

[dirty dog]

Originally Posted by bigcockpussylicker

careful your rabies is showing again
what matters isn't my definition of "treating her great", nor yours, but hers

Well maybe, but her judgment is in question, I mean she did agree to out with you or did she. Is there even a GF, I mean one without a inflation valve.

[bigcockpussylicker]

Originally Posted by dirty dog

Well maybe, but her judgment is in question, I mean she did agree to out with you or did she. Is there even a GF, I mean one without a inflation valve.

no, she didnt agree to go out with me, she agreed to go on one date with me.
she's been in my basement since,
I didnt even talk to her about dieting, I am just going to feed her less.
She gets into shape, and I am attracted to her again, its a Win win

[bigcockpussylicker]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reason...-fear-honesty/

Let me give you a situation that many people run into in long-term relationships. After a year or two as a couple, your partner starts gaining weight. A lot of it. Emotionally, you're still right on track and perfectly happy as a couple. However, it is starting to affect you sexually. Is that shallow? Some people might say so, but let's get fucking real -- you're not able to modify that primal section of the brain that dictates what does and doesn't turn you on in a visual sense. It's as involuntary as breathing. As second nature as busting out a dance contest to defend your territory.
After a while, it's going to be hard for your partner to not notice that your genitals have not been touching much lately. Or that you're making the same face during sex that you made the first time you tried plain, unsweetened yogurt. So even if you don't have the heart to bring it up, eventually he or she is going to ask what the problem is.

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reason...#ixzz37neg2XoV

[dirty dog]

Originally Posted by bigcockpussylicker

no, she didnt agree to go out with me, she agreed to go on one date with me.
she's been in my basement since,

Your basement? Man didn't you read the supplied owners manual. Cool, damp areas are bad for the rubber she is made of. If you want this relationship to last you have to start thinking more about her and less about you, but if you did that then I guess you would be you.

[stimulatethemind]

[QUOTE=bigcockpussylicker;10555 71946]no, she didnt agree to go out with me, she agreed to go on one date with me.
she's been in my basement since,


Dude, you have to untie her and let her go before you get in serious trouble!! Does the name Ariel Castro ring a bell???

[thebuffmantraples]

A man would let her go. Its not the easy thing to do, you would've done it by now otherwise! If she ever becomes what your looking for, just go back and have a new adventure! You knew the answer before asking, So now you know. Your welcome!

[bigcockpussylicker]

Originally Posted by thebuffmantraples

A man would let her go. Its not the easy thing to do, you would've done it by now otherwise! If she ever becomes what your looking for, just go back and have a new adventure! You knew the answer before asking, So now you know. Your welcome!

huh>

I am lost,so please explain as you are parroting what everyone else is saying

I met a girl, I liked her body and her personality/smarts, humor(all personality)
and the sex

so she starts smoking(Im not saying GETS FAT, cause that's a trigger phrase that sets people off, smoking covers both of my concerns:
1 not healthy
2 turns me off

so she starts smoking
the peanut gallery here says(in unison)
LEAVE HER, FOR YOUR SAKE AND HERS!! OMG UR a HRRIBLE PERSN 2 try to HLP SOMEONE GET SEXY And HEALTHY(biggest loser?)

I say, no, I'll talk to her about quitting smoking for the reasons
1 it is unhealthy
2 it turns me off

which is what REAL MEN do, they have open communication with people they spend most of their time with

so I talked to her about it and now she's working on quitting, and we are a stronger couple for it

I dunno why I listened to anyone but myself

SERIIOUSLy I am a hella smart dude..
retort?

HAAHAHAHAH

[Enchanterlingum]

Look, I think it's time to go our separate ways. It's not you, it's me. And because it's my failing, it's not fair to saddle you with my unrealistic expectations. You see, I like incredibly attractive gym bait that fucks a lunatic. See (insert one of her hot friend's name here, or for extra credit her sister) is more of my type, and I don't want to change you to suit me. I'm thoughtless and shallow, and it's simply not fair to you. I think this is best for both of us. And do you have (insert name here)'s number?

Warning- I've been single my entire adult life, this might not work for you.

[bigcockpussylicker]

Originally Posted by Enchanterlingum

Look, I think it's time to go our separate ways. It's not you, it's me. And because it's my failing, it's not fair to saddle you with my unrealistic expectations. You see, I like incredibly attractive gym bait that fucks a lunatic. See (insert one of her hot friend's name here, or for extra credit her sister) is more of my type, and I don't want to change you to suit me. I'm thoughtless and shallow, and it's simply not fair to you. I think this is best for both of us. And do you have (insert name here)'s number?

Warning- I've been single my entire adult life, this might not work for you.

Yeah
but it's like the car issue I talked about earlier, or even the house
(I've lived in the same place the last 12 yrs and I hate my neighbors and the fact my HOA spends $45k/yr on LAWN CARE) but I'm too fuckin lazy to move,
the same issue applied here
actually, the industry used to call it
Least Objectional Program
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Least_o...onable_program

Back before DVRS, pereople would HATE the show they were watchingbut were too lazy to get up and change it
find something better to do

I calll it
LEAST OBJECTIONABLE PERSON

Finding someone to bone(For free) is hard
so why not try to see if she'll get back into shape and BBJCIM me more than stupidly dump her, pay for sex and have to cook my own food?

Cost/risk ratio is so obvious compared to dumping her.
To consider dumping her is so fucking stupid, go back reread this thread and you'll see how people here need a lesson in basic logic
If I was going to dump her, I'd not tell her, I'd just movet the fuck on, why would I tell her? so she'd get mad at me?

[algrace]

“so she'd get mad at me?"
Precisely. She needs to know she left you because your infatuation with her appearance is skin deep and as she ages, you'll find a less aged-looking nonsmoker that is more into fitness.

She can ‘try' to quit smoking and you can settle for what you consider a greater value than a provider.
If she is making headway (couldn't resist), methinks you will use her until she's too unattractive to suit your preferences.

[bigcockpussylicker]

Originally Posted by algrace

“so she'd get mad at me?"
Precisely. She needs to know she left you because your infatuation with her appearance is skin deep and as she ages, you'll find a less aged-looking nonsmoker that is more into fitness..

Precisely what? you didnt read it, or you did and don't understand

Originally Posted by algrace

“
She can ‘try' to quit smoking and you can settle for what you consider a greater value than a provider.
If she is making headway (couldn't resist), methinks you will use her until she's too unattractive to suit your preferences.

duh
I'm sure she's not staying with me cept for my personality./money/dick, so if something were to happen to me, she'd leave..so ?
you arent making any point