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12-13-2014, 08:17 PM
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Join Date: Nov 25, 2014
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I have a confession to make...
I'm managed. Yes. It's true. Rockerrick, David Douchehurst and Still Looking all manage me. When I get out of line, these guys keep their pimp hand strong.
When that doesn't work- I'm forced to go talk to "the Godfather" and kiss the ring. I usually get a stern talking to.
They do 100% of my booking and screening. When I need a woman to talk to, TS SL comforts me. When I need enforcement Rockerrick really comes thru. David doesn't do much, besides eat all my food. He's just the brains behind this operation. Typical pimp.
I guess I can skip hooker church tomorrow, since I confessed.
Okay. That's all.
Best,
Jane Doe
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12-13-2014, 08:19 PM
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That was supposed to be a secret. What are the other girls I manage going to think?
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12-13-2014, 08:27 PM
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You manage other girls? I thought I was the only one, Rick.
Oh. You are breaking my heart.
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12-13-2014, 08:30 PM
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Tell them how you keep me in line by threatening to feed me to the OPEC leaders. Go ahead... tell em'!
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12-13-2014, 08:32 PM
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Oh no. I've said too much. David is demanding I buy him copious amounts of food and forcing me to go out with him in public.
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12-13-2014, 08:38 PM
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Well I use the Toyz and Rocky threat because I know of your fear of falling into a pit of hungry alligators.
But that damn David character is one hungry cannibal, be careful. I hear he's not a cheap date.
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12-13-2014, 08:44 PM
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Didnt take her long to revert to form did it?
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12-13-2014, 08:53 PM
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Oh fuck.
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12-13-2014, 08:56 PM
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Running away now.
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12-13-2014, 09:02 PM
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Join Date: May 9, 2010
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Originally Posted by Jane Doe
Rockerrick, David Douchehurst and Still Looking all manage me.
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Sounds like a top-heavy organization.
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12-13-2014, 09:05 PM
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No, Jane's the one who's top heavy 
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12-13-2014, 09:07 PM
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Sounds like a top-heavy organization.
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Sounds like the firm of Moe, Larry & Curly Hoogar Helpers Services...
Yuk, Yuk, Yuk...
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12-13-2014, 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Jane Doe
I'm poorly managed. Yes. It's true. Rockerrick, David Douchehurst and Still Looking all manage me. When I get out of line, these guys keep their pimp hand strong.
When that doesn't work- I'm forced to go talk to "the Godfather" and kiss the ring. I usually get a stern talking to.
They do 100% of my booking and screening. When I need a woman to talk to, TS SL comforts me. When I need enforcement Rockerrick really comes thru. David doesn't do much, besides eat all my food. He's just the brains behind this operation. Typical pimp.
I guess I can skip hooker church tomorrow, since I confessed.
Okay. That's all.
Best,
Jane Doe
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There, I fixed that for you... 
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12-13-2014, 10:12 PM
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You guys are slacking. I think I might start taking applications for new pimp(s). I've heard that Rocky is a nice fella. I know nothing about the other leaders. 
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12-13-2014, 10:17 PM
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Whar's mah gotdamm pizza, wombman!!!!!!
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