Second SAB threAD of 2015

[JohnnyCap]

Originally Posted by rodeomann22

Hopefully never. Lesson learned, fuck and leave MG, fuck and leave

Maybe never but thinking that lesson was learned is lunacy. SAB, Saige, then SAB again? And that's what I know of as an out-of-the loop bystander. In addition, Trish likes to pretend this is love-making.

[AmishGangster]

Trish is a red head?

[JONBALLS]

Originally Posted by rke324

Just wondering if we're talkin about the same 2 girls cause IMO, that was no spinner sittin on my lap. Me, I would call SAB "average" and agree with you on Trish being "curvy". Happy ?

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never seen either

don't care

happy?

[Guest072323]

Originally Posted by JohnnyCap

Over under on when Trish & Goat drama surfaces? St Patrick's Day?

Wouldn't Valentine's Day be more realistic... and more apropos?

[rke324]

Originally Posted by JONBALLS

never seen eigher

don't care

happy?

Seriously ? As a matter of fact, now that you've qualified your "unqualified" opinion and comments on either of these 2, I'm very happy. Happy to give your opinion the weight it deserves. wtf
BTW, . . . there's a "t" in "either". ijs

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[JohnnyCap]

Originally Posted by Paulwantsya

Wouldn't Valentine's Day be more realistic... and more apropos?

I figure about then the love will be reaching its pinnacle. They will be basking in the warmth of a love that can only be known between a country girl and a goat. A couple weeks later the decline will begin...

[KaylaRyder]

Omg the love between a country girl and a goat, now that was funny!!! Rotfl.

I love to make love but like stated in the drisin review I keep it professional.. ; ) hobby love is fun even though pretend

[AmishGangster]

Ah, goatlovin

[The Drummer]

Originally Posted by rke324

Seriously ? As a matter of fact, now that you've qualified your "unqualified" opinion and comments on either of these 2, I'm very happy. Happy to give your opinion the weight it deserves. wtf
BTW, . . . there's a "t" in "either". ijs

Originally Posted by JONBALLS
never seen "eigher"


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Please do not get Jon’s “ire” up.

[offshoredrilling]

she was a good bobble head, so I eigher

eh

[The Drummer]

Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

eh

Don't forget, there is a "t".

she was a good bobble head, so I "eigher"

Fify
she was a good bobble head, so I "eighter"

[JONBALLS]

Originally Posted by The Drummer

Please do not get Jon’s “ire” up.

hahaha

not at all

I actually tried to keep him "happy"

by conceding SAB's overstated few lb's on my part

but that wasn't enough

now my "grammar " is "imperfect"



so I will make one more Attempt to make this guy "happy" .....see post below,,

[JONBALLS]

Originally Posted by trisha.xxx .countrygirl

MG will def be having a HNY with a new red head in his bed ; )

Originally Posted by trisha.xxx .countrygirl

HNY SAB xoxoxo

Originally Posted by JONBALLS

Ooooooo....love to watch a good challenge


gonna convert him from "spinner" to "curvy" ?


don't think condom fucking gonna git the job done though...just guessing.......

Again Trish
you have layed down quite the challenge and I commend you on taking on both Saigey and SAB

two very formidable hooks in their own right ..

how far are you willing to go? I mean , if you can win out with straight condom vaginal fucking

you may just be the girl friend fantasy everyone is searching for....but if not

you may just have a long road to hoe.........

I guess im askng

will we be reading any bbfs threads highlighting your and MG's up coming trists?

Originally Posted by rke324

By who's definition is SAB considered a "spinner" ?
Or maybe I'm not quite following ya here ?

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ok , I hear yah
I guess I underestimated the importance of being Factually correct to the lb when describing our favorite hooker

wouldn't want to steer anyone wrong
but to my defense

I did try to make you "happy" by correcting my terminology to

Originally Posted by JONBALLS

uh... ok

"just beyond spinner" to "curvy" ....

Happy?

but I get it

you NEED "average"

ok ....so NOT

"just beyond spinner to curvy"

AVERAGE...........

"Happy" ?

Originally Posted by rke324

Just wondering if we're talkin about the same 2 girls cause IMO, that was no spinner sittin on my lap. Me, I would call SAB "average" and agree with you on Trish being "curvy". Happy ?

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ok , I see your getting stuck on the fact I conceded the point and getting alittle anal

or maybe your just thick headed or extremely wound tight?

combination of the three?

ok , maybe your hooker board experience last night wasn't living up to yourhigh expectations and frustrations were beginning to bubble over?


be that what it may

Originally Posted by JONBALLS

never seen either

don't care

happy?

I don't care about afew lb's here or there

Originally Posted by rke324

Seriously ? As a matter of fact, now that you've qualified your "unqualified" opinion and comments on either of these 2, I'm very happy. Happy to give your opinion the weight it deserves. wtf
BTW, . . . there's a "t" in "either". ijs

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sure , grammar and spelling is most important to some

pretty secondary to me when picking a hooker

especially when the one I pick may be

Carrying Mountain Goats SEMEN around in her PUSSY for me to LICK out of HER PUSSY ,,,,,?


but that sort of thing may be something you cant wait for ?





HAPPY?

[KaylaRyder]

Again Trish you have layed down quite the challenge and I commend you on taking on both Saigey and SAB

******I never implied by my comment that I was in competition with either if these girls . IMO we are all unique in the ways we provide, there's no competition..

two very formidable hooks in their own right ..

****** Yes, from what I have read u are correct!!

how far are you willing to go? I mean , if you can win out with straight condom vaginal fucking

you may just be the girl friend fantasy everyone is searching for....but if not

you may just have a long road to hoe.........

I guess im askng

will we be reading any bbfs threads highlighting your and MG's up coming trists?

******* I am the gfe that a lot of guys are searching for!!!! ; ) but by reading my reviews you can obviously see that I don't offer bbfs yet I'm still doing quite well in this biz... xoxox

[rke324]

I've literally been lmfao since I saw this thread @ 3:00 PM. People were looking at me at the gym wondering wtf is that guy laughing about.
Anyway, I'm sorry if my comments got ya all butt hurt JB. Your derogatory comments aimed at me are a very clear indication that you're a little upset.
I've got to say I was very impressed at how quickly you corrected your grammar fuck up after I pointed it out to ya. Especially since you don't care. Ya only had an hr. to edit after posting so that made me "happy". It also gave me one of many laughs this thread has produced. Thank you. Frankly, and in all honesty, I could give a rat's ass about your grammar. If you choose to look like an uneducated idiot, that's your prerogative. I've gotta say I was surprised you left no comment after correcting your grammar. But after seeing Drummer's and OSD's pokes at chaffing your ass a little more, I figured it was just a matter of time before you made a valiant attempt to save face and your precious overinflated ego on the hooker board.
You seem to be overly concerned about me being "happy". After your spouting off comparing the looks of SAB and Trish, then admitting you've never laid eyes on either one of them, THAT was priceless.You'd be better to spend your time and energy getting some credibility instead of blowing hot air and bullshit along with sarcastically worrying if I'm "happy". I could tell ya what you could do to REALLY make me happy but I won't lower myself to your level there Jonny.
Unlike you, I've actually had the opportunity of meeting both Trish and SAB. Trish was a hr. appt. and I met SAB socially on Tues. for a bit. After seeing your incredible 19 reviews, most if not all of bp girls, I can see our taste in women are in completely opposite ends of the spectrum. I doubt I'll have to rely on you for any info in the future. Thank Tebow!!! I upped my standards, now up yours. I'm sure your overinflated hooker board ego is absolutely going to have to have the last word, throw out some more insults and derogatory remarks. You go right ahead and knock yourself out. I could use a few more laughs. Why am I laughing ? Because in order for you to insult me, I would first have to value your opinion. And I don't.
Unlike those who say they'll no longer post anymore comments on a thread only to come back and go on and on and on, I'll let you save face and have the last say Jonny B. I've neither the time nor the inkling to have a pissing match with some jackwagon on a hooker board. You have yourself a great night now.