Runaway Bush!! Holy F*ck!

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by cinnamonshark

Never "bashed" you in the alerts section, Miss Claire. Only on things that brought attention to yourself, and only because you embarassed me publicly. I won't go into it, because this isn't about our past dilemas that I have completely put behind me.

This gal never brought attention to herself. Believe it or not, Claire, hell just froze over because I agree with your statements (with the exception of your most recent one) on here. Plus, I know you sport, or did sport a nicely, trimmed, sexy bush.

Cinnamon have you lost your mind? How many times have I told you never to mess with the scary ones? This lady has worn out THREE "Sybian's" and the gears are grinding on the forth one! She is like Rockerick in heels just hot looking.

[siberia]

Rockerick wears heels ?
Sexy. A man in touch with
his feminine side is healthy.

[cinnamonshark]

Originally Posted by Claire She Blows

Sweetheart, I wasn't implying that you were bashing me. But if you want to, by all means, go right ahead. I don't really give a fuck, lol. You aren't successful unless you have haters - and people around here love to hate me, lol. Secretly, they all want my mouth but can't admit it. Shhhhh, don't tell anyone I said that.

I was talking more about the general bashing of providers on here all the time - discussions that you participate in on a fairly regular basis. And I was also making more of a general statement about all of the keyboard ninjas on here. (Insert ninja emoji here)

Claire, why would I want to bash you? Didn't you see me post that I have put our dilemmas behind me? Plus, haven't you done your fare share of male-bashing on here? Plus, if you were making a general statement, why was it directed towards me?

Originally Posted by Still Looking

As shark's wingman I'd like to step in....

Listen you BAT SHIT CRAZY hooker can't you see his avatar. See the broken fin? He had his heart broken and you are going to kink him while he is down? Don't make me add you to my list!!!

Well, I appreciate the support, SL, but my avatar has a differen't meaning. But, come to think of it....hmmm...I may have a more appropriate avatar come February.

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by siberia

Rockerick wears heels ?
Sexy. A man in touch with
his feminine side is healthy.

I thought it was common knowledge?

[Claire She Blows]

Wait, we aren't supposed to bash each other? Dammit, I missed the memo!

SL, I'm on my fifth Sybian, thankyouverymuch.

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Claire She Blows

Wait, we aren't supposed to bash each other? Dammit, I missed the memo!

No you're NOT. I'm trying to stop it! I've seen this happen a 1000 times before. The two of you start fighting and next thing you know he's banging you like a screen door in a hurricane and then I can't get an appointment. Totally unfair!

[cinnamonshark]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

Cinnamon have you lost your mind? How many times have I told you never to mess with the scary ones? This lady has worn out THREE "Sybian's" and the gears are grinding on the forth one! She is like Rockerick in heels just hot looking.

Dammit! If you would have published your book like I told you to, I could have read about scary women and avoided this situation all together.
Okay, I've had my fun. Stepping away so not to hijack. Meanwhile, back at the topic of the thread...

[Claire She Blows]

Originally Posted by cinnamonshark

Stepping away so not to hijack. Meanwhile, back at the topic of the thread...

Just when it's getting good, are you kidding me?!

Ok, fair enough. Hot providers with hairy providers - yay or nay?

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Claire She Blows

Just when it's getting good, are you kidding me?!

Ok, fair enough. Hot providers with hairy providers - yay or nay?

I like bush..... yay!

[siberia]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

No you're NOT. I'm trying to stop it! I've seen this happen a 1000 times before. The two of you start fighting and next thing you know he's banging you like a screen door in a hurricane and then I can't get an appointment. Totally unfair!

Lover's quarrel with caged sexual
frustrstion.

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by siberia

Lover's quarrel with caged sexual
frustrstion.

It was obvious wasn't it! Skarky gets tied up with Claire he's going to have more than a broken fin IJS

[rockerrick]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

Cinnamon have you lost your mind? How many times have I told you never to mess with the scary ones? This lady has worn out THREE "Sybian's" and the gears are grinding on the forth one! She is like Rockerick in heels just hot looking.

Originally Posted by siberia

Rockerick wears heels ?
Sexy. A man in touch with
his feminine side is healthy.

I didn't even post in this one, how the fuck did I get drug into it?
Shame on you, shame!

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by rockerrick

I didn't even post in this one, how the fuck did I get drug into it?
Shame on you, shame!

Comes with the territory of being high profile!

[Zoey Zacquery]

Oh wow. LOL!

Don't worry, I'm still coming to Austin. It's not the first time someone's thought my armpit hair was hilarious enough to start a thread about it, and it won't be the last! Also armpit sex is totally a thing. I like to call the end result "cookies and cream"... YUM!

Oddly enough I've never been to Europe. I just enjoy my body hair. Almost all of my girlfriends do too.

[Claire She Blows]

Originally Posted by spicyzoey

Oh wow. LOL!

Don't worry, I'm still coming to Austin. It's not the first time someone's thought my armpit hair was hilarious enough to start a thread about it, and it won't be the last! Also armpit sex is totally a thing. I like to call the end result "cookies and cream"... YUM!

Oddly enough I've never been to Europe. I just enjoy my body hair. Almost all of my girlfriends do too.

Like I said, if it works for you, fucking work it, girlfriend!