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			04-05-2015, 11:45 AM
			
			
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			pretty sure they're both dudes to 
 
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			04-05-2015, 11:48 AM
			
			
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				Thank you. First example: I know this hooktard who starts every word with a capital letter. Every God damn word. (You always capitalize God) What about punctuation Nazis? I've been told I use too many commas. 
  
			
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			04-05-2015, 01:31 PM
			
			
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			Is this thread about proper grammar or French stuff?  
 
Eh. Anyway, if anyone needs someone to talk dirty to him in French, I volunteer!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-05-2015, 03:52 PM
			
			
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				Yawn, you're boring and dumb. 
  
P.S. I hope you and the dumb ass OP fuck each other in the ass so you two dumb fucks can have dumb sex. You two dumb asses deserve each other. It hurts my head reading both of your stupid ass posts...You both deserve each other whether you guys know it or not. 
			
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			04-05-2015, 04:24 PM
			
			
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				From Here On Out I Vow To Try & Fix My Grammer Only Because I See Why People Get So Mad About It... Lol But No Promises Because I Know Im Going To Be A Loud Mouth Whore From Time To Time & Not Give 2 Shit's About Grammer... But I Will Try & That's A Start Especially Coming From Dorthy... 
  
  
So From Posts What Are The Most Common Mistakes From Hooktards & Fucktards... You Have To Give An Example Or It Won't Edumacate Tards... 
  
  
  
You're - is a contraction of you are. If you cannot expand it to you are in your sentences then it's wrong. 
  
Your - Sits before another word to show it belongs to "you" is of "you" or is related to "you" 
			
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				No need to....what did you say your provider handle was again?...... 
			
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I fixed that for you.
  
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			04-05-2015, 05:08 PM
			
			
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				I would be happy if you could just loose All Those Fucking Capital Letters.   
			
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Hey!  This here's a Nazi-themed thread.  Germans capitalize the first letter of every noun, just so.  I thought everybody knew that.    
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-06-2015, 03:20 PM
			
			
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			What was this thread about originally? Oh, yeah - grammar. 
 
One that always bugs me is the use of "passed" when they should use "past" in describing hair length, as in "blonde passed shoulders". "Passed" is the past tense of the verb "to pass" and describes movement in relation to another point in space or time, as in "two ships that passed in the night". Unless you are describing how her hair got to its present location, you've chosen the wrong word. 
 
"Past" can be just about anything except a verb, and in this case it's a preposition meaning "beyond", as in "7 Star is past the Sam Houston Parkway (if you're coming from downtown Houston)", or "It's past time to stop picking on Dorothy Monroe". 
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"When she started at the university, her hair was cut in a modified pageboy style that barely extended past her ears. Two years later, it had passed her shoulders on its way to an ass so firm and so well-defined that it made grown men weep. She charged them an extra fifty dollars when they did that".
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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				...  I figure that most of the complaints about poor grammar usage come from dumb ass old men living in the suburbs that surround Houston... 
			
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The "dumb ass old men" are evidently doing something right as they make enough money to AFFORD to live in the suburbs, Hobby, and play around on here at all times of day and night. 
 
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				Hey!  This here's a Nazi-themed thread.  Germans capitalize the first letter of every noun, just so.  I thought everybody knew that.     
			
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It's just her phone.  Mine does it, too, every once in a while.  No idea why.  Gremlins? 
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			04-06-2015, 05:46 PM
			
			
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Now with Fancy on board....I can truly say The Reich is changing hearts and minds around here....carry on....
 
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				It's just her phone.  Mine does it, too, every once in a while.  No idea why.  Gremlins? 
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				Nazi Irish Chihauhaus?  Sauerkraut burritos is next? 
			
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				The "dumb ass old men" are evidently doing something right as they make enough money to AFFORD to live in the suburbs, Hobby, and play around on here at all times of day and night. 
  
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Having money has nothing to do with doing right. Plenty of well-to-do folks who have dubious sources of income. Last I heard we are in Houston which isn't exactly a town of outstanding moral aptitude. Afford to live in the suburbs? Mmmmmmm, suburbs is where it's very cheap to live. Try living in the city. Either you have a lot or you don't have enough. As I said earlier, these are old men who have nothing else to do with their time besides correcting grammar. They should correct their mentality instead and try getting a life that does not involve wasting their time though they have plenty of it to waste. They will eventually wither away and so will their silly antics and archaic beliefs. Tick tock. 
  
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				Having money has nothing to do with doing right. Plenty of well-to-do folks who have dubious sources of income. Last I heard we are in Houston which isn't exactly a town of outstanding moral aptitude. Afford to live in the suburbs? Mmmmmmm, suburbs is where it's very cheap to live. Try living in the city. Either you have a lot or you don't have enough. As I said earlier, these are old men who have nothing else to do with their time besides correcting grammar. They should correct their mentality instead and try getting a life that does not involve wasting their time though they have plenty of it to waste. They will eventually wither away and so will their silly antics and archaic beliefs. Tick tock.  
 
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