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					Originally Posted by tbone77494  Seriously LADIES.  We've been through this.  Wash your ass and brush your teeth- that's like bare minimum maintenance before you get laid. | 
	
 
FTFY
Literally one day after burying the hatchet with one lady on this type of scenario, I had the joy today of paying $300 just so I could dodge kissing Miss garlic breath and then getting to dive into piss crotch.  This is after I invited her to join me in a shower when we got the room and she turned me down.  Forget bringing condoms, I'm bringing a hair net and dragging every provider into the shower on her time if she doesn't open the door wearing a towel and still wet from the shower.