Barebacking Runs Amok in San Antonio/Austin

[Joe Buck]

The OP is obviously about as legit as a snake oil salesman so why would anyone feel the need to defend anything let alone give the OP's thread more juice by posting on it.
Why not just call it what it is (B/S) and let it die!

[Guest081519]

Originally Posted by Joe Buck

The OP is obviously about as legit as a snake oil salesman so why would anyone feel the need to defend anything let alone give the OP's thread more juice by posting on it.
Why not just call it what it is (B/S) and let it die!

Because of what I stated in post 10.

Originally Posted by Simon Riley

You know why I find threads like this great?

It is because so many members get upset... over nothing. It warms my heart and gets me all giddy inside. Fucktards can't ignore idiots and let it be. Fucktards have a point to prove and thump their chest.

The best thing the OP can do from this point on is drop the mic and walk away.

Somehow, I don't think that's going to happen.

Bravo to the OP. That fucker DID drop the mic and walked away. Well done sir/ma'am.

This thread already has 5600 (plus) views and counting.

Shit like this drives hits. Fucktards and hooktards LOVE drama. The numbers don't lie.

[Slave Guinevere]

medical?

In Greek mythology, Narcissus (/nɑrˈsɪsəs/; Greek: Νάρκισσος, Narkissos) was a Hunter from Thespiae in Boeotia who was known for his beauty. He was the son of the river god Cephissus and nymph Liriope. He was proud, in that he disdained those who loved him. Nemesis noticed this behavior and attracted Narcissus to a pool, where he saw his own reflection in the water and fell in love with it, not realizing it was merely an image. Unable to leave the beauty of his reflection, Narcissus drowned. Narcissus is the origin of the term narcissism, a fixation with oneself and one's physical appearance.[/QUOTE]


WHEW!! NOW DAGNABBIT I AM GREATLY RELIEVED!!

You see... maybe you have not HEARD BUT I AM AS OLD & UGLY AS THEY COME... and frankly, I got so TIRED OF SHATTERING ALL OF THEM THERE GLASS WINDOW PAINS & MIRRORS with my BIZARRE UGLINESS that I had all of them there thangs REMOVED FROM ALL OF MY IN CALLS... The only GOOD THING about my UGLY FACE is that I can GUARANTEE THAT ONE LOOK FROM MY BIZARRE FACE will quickly turn your HARD COCK into a TOWER OF STONE!!

I mean... DAYUM!! Those little broken shards of MIRROR can RUIN A PERFECTLY GOOD PAIR OF STILETTO HEELS... Not to mention the things that they do to MA' UGLY LITTLE TOOTSIES...

But LUCKILY FOR ME the GENTS in SA & TEXAS have a FREAKY FETISH for OLD & INSIGNIFICANT HOOKTARDS WITH HIDEOUS FEATURES!! You know what they say... There is a FETISH FOR EVERYONE ON ECCIE!!

SKITTLE PIMP is the MOST CREATIVE at shielding himself from my UGLINESS... I mean... AS SOON as he WALKS THROUGH THE DOOR he THROWS THOSE YUMMY SKITTLES ALL OVER THE FLOOR and as I drop to my knees to GREEDILY GOBBLE THEM UP he QUICKLY GRABS ONE OF THE HANDY PAPER BAGS kept throughout my IN CALL... PUTS IT OVER HIS FACE... RIPS OFF HIS PANTS ... SLAPS ON HIS SKITTLE FLAVORED CONDOM...AND JUST STARTS GOING TO TOWN ON MY TEENY... TINY...LITTLE ASS... (The good part about this is... he does not CARE if I keep reaching and eating those colorful little candies while he is POUNDING on my UGLY OLD ASS!!) AIN'T HE A KEEPER?

GOD BLESS HO AMERICA THAT THERE ARE MEN OUT THERE THAT LOVE & SUPPORT THEIR OLD & UGLY HO'S!!!

JUST SAY "NO" TO UNSAFE SEX!!!

[a10bomb]

Originally Posted by Slave Guinevere

medical?

In Greek mythology, Narcissus (/nɑrˈsɪsəs/; Greek: Νάρκισσος, Narkissos) was a Hunter from Thespiae in Boeotia who was known for his beauty. He was the son of the river god Cephissus and nymph Liriope. He was proud, in that he disdained those who loved him. Nemesis noticed this behavior and attracted Narcissus to a pool, where he saw his own reflection in the water and fell in love with it, not realizing it was merely an image. Unable to leave the beauty of his reflection, Narcissus drowned. Narcissus is the origin of the term narcissism, a fixation with oneself and one's physical appearance.

WHEW!! NOW DAGNABBIT I AM GREATLY RELIEVED!!

You see... maybe you have not HEARD BUT I AM AS OLD & UGLY AS THEY COME... and frankly, I got so TIRED OF SHATTERING ALL OF THEM THERE GLASS WINDOW PAINS & MIRRORS with my BIZARRE UGLINESS that I had all of them there thangs REMOVED FROM ALL OF MY IN CALLS... The only GOOD THING about my UGLY FACE is that I can GUARANTEE THAT ONE LOOK FROM MY BIZARRE FACE will quickly turn your HARD COCK into a TOWER OF STONE!!

I mean... DAYUM!! Those little broken shards of MIRROR can RUIN A PERFECTLY GOOD PAIR OF STILETTO HEELS... Not to mention the things that they do to MA' UGLY LITTLE TOOTSIES...

But LUCKILY FOR ME the GENTS in SA & TEXAS have a FREAKY FETISH for OLD & INSIGNIFICANT HOOKTARDS WITH HIDEOUS FEATURES!! You know what they say... There is a FETISH FOR EVERYONE ON ECCIE!!

SKITTLE PIMP is the MOST CREATIVE at shielding himself from my UGLINESS... I mean... AS SOON as he WALKS THROUGH THE DOOR he THROWS THOSE YUMMY SKITTLES ALL OVER THE FLOOR and as I drop to my knees to GREEDILY GOBBLE THEM UP he QUICKLY GRABS ONE OF THE HANDY PAPER BAGS kept throughout my IN CALL... PUTS IT OVER HIS FACE... RIPS OFF HIS PANTS ... SLAPS ON HIS SKITTLE FLAVORED CONDOM...AND JUST STARTS GOING TO TOWN ON MY TEENY... TINY...LITTLE ASS... (The good part about this is... he does not CARE if I keep reaching and eating those colorful little candies while he is POUNDING on my UGLY OLD ASS!!) AIN'T HE A KEEPER?

GOD BLESS HO AMERICA THAT THERE ARE MEN OUT THERE THAT LOVE & SUPPORT THEIR OLD & UGLY HO'S!!!

JUST SAY "NO" TO UNSAFE SEX!!!

[/QUOTE]



Now That was hilarious Bravo!!!!

[Slave Guinevere]

Originally Posted by Simon Riley

If I were a narcissistic fucktard, I would make this thread about me and derail it (never mind that this thread is about BBFS accusations), but wait... I think that SG just beat me at that game.

As I said, that dude... Fucking Genius! Everyone should buy his product and get his hookers. When you contact that agency, tell them I (Simon Riley) and Slave Guinevere from ECCIE sent you. I'm sure that you'll get a discount.

By the way, if any hooktards want to work for me, this is your chance. PM me and we'll set up an interview. I promise to treat you real nice.

• You'll get to do your own screening (or none, your choice).
• You'll get to book any clients you feel comfortable seeing.
• You'll get to book your own incall.
• You can use your own vehicle to transport yourself to and from bookings.
• The best part? You get to give me 50% of your earnings!
• When and if you don't feel like working, I'll introduce you to my motivational tool, The Pimp Hand. Don't worry, it won't mess your pretty face. That's a money maker.

It's the standard agency policy. So don't delay. Contact me Today!

By the way SG. Please include the links. That got my curiosity. That is some funny shit and I want to know where that rabbit hole leads. Seriously. I'm not fucking with you. I really want to know.

SIR RED VIPER...

Now, unfortunately... I only have a few minutes to PLAY TONIGHT... but all day long I could not keep my MIND off of that STRONG... PIMP... HAND OF YOURS...

Before I decide to TAKE THE PLUNGE and send you MY SUPER HO RESUME for consideration... Do you ever TIE YOUR HO'S UP BEFORE YOU PADDLE THEIR BOTTOMS? I MEAN... THAT IS A PAIR OF GOLDEN HANDCUFFS THAT I CAN REALLY STAND BEHIND!!!



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AND IF I DO CHOOSE YOU AS MY NEW PIMP... DO YOU SOLEMNLY SWEAR TO PROTECT ME FROM THE DASTARDLY DEEDS OF ALL THOSE OTHER PIMPTARDS?

[Guest070316-1]

Awesome post there Slave.

Gotta love you witty women.

[Guest081519]

Looks like trauma re-enactment to me, OG... but hey, whatever makes you happy, to make you unhappy, to make you lash out, to make you seek Confort with those that enable you, that make you happy, etc, etc, etc...

Guys, have fun kissing her ass and living in a state where she keeps you emotionally hostage.

Really though, take a deep look inside. If you feel like you have to walk on eggshells around her, then something is wrong. Don't give her that much power and don't indulge her so much (it's not good for her). You are only feeding the monster.

Everyone else and back on topic... Bare backing - bad.

[SOULFLY]

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[Samcro84]

^^^ funny but true.

[oldtiger]

And theAD metastasization has begun...

[Willen]

As usual, Oldtiger speaks wisely,

So, to recap and refocus: we have an accusation of reckless (and self-destructive) activity on the part of specified women on the board.

How does the accuser know about bareback activity? Well, there are two possible answers. Perhaps he himself has engaged in bareback activity with each named woman. (Absurd on its face, unless he's so self-sacrificing for the welfare of the rest of us that he'd run the obvious risks. But maybe he is such a saint) Or, alternatively, he pulled this out of his ass for whatever reason.

You decide.


P.S. I'm for option #2.

[SOULFLY]

OP straight up said he did it, guess that's how he would know, but you weren't there so how would you know?
No shortage of guys or providers running the risk, you would have to be a complete idiot to deny it, missed this?

Originally Posted by LimitlessLace

got 4 review!! Now what....my internet sucks but available tonite. Also got own place in s auatin. no more hotel shuffle!!And tomorrow nite... 120/hhr and 200/hr for most of menu, bbfs and Greek is an upcharge back in biz deal... Looking for now soon etc...serious inquiries... 512 461 5466, text for pix addy andappt.

Too funny!
http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1358689

[Rejectedrick]

Originally Posted by SOULFLY

OP straight up said he did it, guess that's how he would know, but you weren't there so how would you know?
No shortage of guys or providers running the risk, you would have to be a complete idiot to deny it, missed this?

Too funny!
http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1358689

Bareback FS accusations are not funny at all.

But if you wrap up, no problem!

After all this time, why are you STILL ENSLAVED?!?!

This thread is funny because you're here! Damn it's so hot this time of year, turn up the A/C!

Whee!!!

[phreekntx210]

Well shit come on who hasn't partaken in BB, I mean you all get BJs that way, how is that any different? Expect full GFE, hooktard blows you BB & then you DFK after, am I the only one taking crazy pills here? Why not go full circle I mean GFTO!

[Guest032716]

Originally Posted by SOULFLY

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Originally Posted by Rejectedrick

Bareback FS accusations are not funny at all.

But if you wrap up, no problem!

After all this time, why are you STILL ENSLAVED?!?!

This thread is funny because you're here! Damn it's so hot this time of year, turn up the A/C!

Whee!!!

Rick - can you be more obvious?