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Welcome, I am Cooper Barrett and I currently reside just outside of D.C (VA side). where Eccie is non existent. I am relocating my company to Austin this year, at the request of one of my largest companies clients, I have been educating myself regarding where to office, reside, and was referred to ECCIE by a friend who stumbled upon it during a business trip to dallas. I have been following this 3 ring circus you call Co-ed and have laughed so much that I haven't gone to "Funny or Die's site since.
Here is what I have seen that has been addressed since maid service was overlooked as a topic and character assassination was engaged. Please enlighten me if there is something I have overlooked. I don't expect anyone to give information that I understand I either earn or pay for anymore than I would offer you the secret " Jeff's BBQ rubs and sauces recipes.
http://order.smoking-meat.com/jeffs-...-sauce-recipe/.
And just when I thought that the 2 early morning reviews that read to me like a couple of Amazon's phony product reviews (you get what you pay for). One of which dances around the fact the spare bedroom in her friend's apt. being a dump as: "needs TLC". Referring to the cheap prices and willingness to do things others won't and telling others to deal with it. The other unsolicited endorsement was written with the same sentence structure as the OP's post's just in a drunken manner. Yet it is illegible and so over the top with accolades that is is not credible even to late night OTA TV viewers
Just when I thought I would be reading about them first thing this morning, with Fires game plan being "game on", Fire gets on her soapbox tearing into Whispers like Rocky going after Apollo Creed thinking she has a chance to get a good series of punches in and may take her fat, over the hill, nemesis down for the count. Several others take pot shots when they can.
Then about 10 minutes later H20 chimes in with just what Fire had repeatedly demanded in graphic detail and the shit starts flying. I wish someone would post pics!
All the attention turns to piss odor, panty stealing, crawling out windows, over staying his welcome, as we go back into a pissing match between the two of them forgetting the sham reviews. After the faux reviews, the attack on Whispers from both Fire and recently by multiple handles, now H20 is busting her chops with details so the building that she may still live in can be located. She goes in to attack mode again, with details of her own but frankly, after the "Medical Field" exaggeration, she hasn't got a leg to stand on:
Moving on with the Fire vs. H20 drama....
She said
1- you stayed too long.
2- you stole my panties
3- you shorted me
He said
a-your place was filthy
b-service wasn't that great
c- smelled like cat piss
d- crawl out window
It's too bad H20 didn't write a review of the mayhem, but a date would be nice or maybe the guy who "came" after him is still around.
(She knows who it was and when as she keeps records of these things) He must have been met by a series of smells the must have hit olfactory system like a 5lb hammer to the nose with the combination of cat piss, cigarette smoke, and that fresh"just had sex" odor of H20 in the room. That and the taste of latex must have been quite a negative experience as clearly he got sloppy seconds with no clean up in between..
This must have had to have happened either 3 years ago with 2 years under her belt or 5 years ago when she was just starting out before joining here in 2012 at 34.
Both of your stories offset the others so much to the opposite that it's like watching a NETFLIX documentary about a Wisconsin murder case..
2 white knights suddenly popping up on the same early morning hours with glowing, yet possibly drunken,endorsements. (Once again,you get what you pay for), seemed to raise a red flag but tearing into Whispers in a post that resembled one of the "reviews" makes it small bad in here.
These "reviews" seemed to have brought a dead bird back to life (with a hangover?) and on the offensive calling Whispers "'it" and ripping into his psychological health and therapy. It looks like she broken a serious rule, multiple times, regarding medical speculation in her 1 paragraph rant with comments like: and I quote..
"needs serious mental therapy"
"needs serious
phyocosexual therapy"
"why would I ever care that a mental patient calls me names"
"please stop feeding into a delusional patients fantasy"
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Well good morning guys

I always thought too that it was woman, skills, and personality should be what a hobbyist is tjere for . I also thought hobbyist would appreciate the fact I was both north and south. Either way old whinny whimpy just has to latch onto any excuse to dislike any provider that doesn't fit into its idea of what a provider should look like. What can it really do to me? It can stalk me online, which only makes it look like it needs serious mental therapy, call me names, and try and say im failings as a provider. I have been saying for a long time now that it needs serious phyocosexual therapy cuz something happened to it to make it as twisted as it is, why would I ever care that a mental patient calls me names, and it would have to be coming in person to my places know much business I'm doing, which in a scary way would be good cuz I could have it arrested and it would be court ordered to get the mental help it needs. So please stop feeding into a delusional patients fantasy. Just ignore it.
Too bad too as I was hoping the the
'he said she said" was going to get good with new players in the game, H20 stepping back in the ring, and a few pot shots from insiders at Whispers. Since our "Medical Field" specialist (Certified Nursing Assistant*) with less than 6 weeks training, decided to diagnose Whispers as a
phyocosexual (her spelling, not mine) it appears that this soap opera episode will be over soon. I doubt that Whispers could be classified as one with a
psychosexual disorder but she is not qualified enough to spell it no less diagnose it if it slapped her in the face..
"In Texas, CNA's are not licensed just certified. To obtain CNA certification, you must undergo at least 100 hours of approved training. This should include approximately 60 hours of classroom instruction and 40 hours of hands-on practical training"
So, Fire, whether you "flame" out from all the stress that you brought upon yourself or just get put on good behavior probation or worse, this bird is either going to proudly resurrect itself in fire or go down in a giant ball of dirty bird "thud"!
I think I'll bet on the latter.
Let the flaming begin!