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Originally Posted by SpiceItUp
Mine is private but it involves:
- twin asian midgets (Siamese preferred but not deal breaker)
- bucket of marbles
- Slip N Slide
- burlap sack
- two quarts motor oil (non-synthetic)
- clown mask
- set of spurs
- dozen eggs (free range)
- rolling pin
- bathtub full of red bull
DON'T YOU FUCKING JUDGE ME! 
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I know just the girl for you! She's quiet on the boards, but I bet she'd be down for at least half the shit on your list. Lol.
And Ive always wanted to do sploshing, having nothing to do with sex. I just really want to have a big fucking food fight. Slip-i-slide with nuru would be awesome.
Done the marbles and Legos on the floor with dried soap. I'm a mom. It wasn't by choice. Too many Home Alone movies. Sheezus. But I digress.