Is WakeUp the Coolest guy on Eccie??

[Wakeup]

Why did you make the jump from "one of the cool" to "coolest"?

[dearhunter]

It is better to be loved by the masses.......ijs

[maineblame]

Originally Posted by Wakeup

Why did you make the jump from "one of the cool" to "coolest"?

A man who has 16 cool votes shouldnt settle for 2nd place dats for losers. No no u get the Coolest title 19% of Eccie says so

[Guest092816]

Who are you? Who she is? Lmao

She just b**** slap everyone at one time and didn't even chip a nail

I'm not agreeing or disagreeing with her but she just did it so smooth. Like it was very natural for her... Lmao!!!

Now that's Queen B lmao

Originally Posted by Valerie

Well unfortunately for you, I think you'll find your memory hasn't served you well at all in this instance.

I am aware where Essex is located, and it's mostly a shithole. I assume Essex is an insult because in my opinion is that it is one, I know that makes me sound like a snob but I could care less. I would certainly not want to be associated as being an Essex girl, for obvious reasons- I'm not thick, but the most obvious one is simply because I'm not from there. I'm from Richmond, and that is south west London, love - have you ever ventured there?...Doubt it.

Since you're always telling WU that he can't accept when he's wrong, I find your post, well,.....Ironic, being that you couldn't be more wrong. You don't know me, have never properly met or spoken to me, and yet you "happen to know VERY WELL" that I am from Essex?....Rightttt

I know what you're trying to do, exactly that same thing that all of WU haters do, attempt to attack/insult me because of your dislike of him....I asked myself where is all this Essex nonsense coming from? Initially I thought you must have been stalking my Instagram lately as I posted a picture of my hair just a few days ago taking the piss out of people with Essex styled hair, but then I did a little search and it would appear that you seem to have a pattern with trolling Wakeup's posts with your 'Essex' comments. (See below)

Simply type 'Essex' in keywords, and 'Essence' in username and presto! You get all these pretty little posts...


Strange little obsession with Essex you have going on here.

-You were wrong in your speculation that I voted in the poll, I didn't.
-You are also wrong in speculating that I'm from Essex, I'm not.

But I would LOVE for you to prove that I have indeed voted in this ridiculous poll, you can't. And I would LOVE for you to prove that I am from Essex, you can't.... You see, you strike me as the type of guy who doesn't like to be wrong, hence your abhorrence of Wakeup, (he's often right about most things), and well you're wrong on not one, but two counts here.

Personally when I go out of my way to insult someone, I at least try and be accurate, but hey carry on accusing me of voting in silly polls to boost my hubby's cool factor & referring to me as an Essex lady....Whatever gets one through the day!

[Wakeup]

Make no mistake...my wife HATES chipping her nails...

[Tony Gambino]

Originally Posted by Wakeup

Make no mistake...my wife HATES chipping her nails...

what does she do with that lone long nail?? does she insert it somewhere....or tip the sommelier................its kinda confusing for us yanks.......

[essence]

Originally Posted by Azebella_amor

Who are you? Who she is? Lmao

She just b**** slap everyone at one time and didn't even chip a nail

I'm not agreeing or disagreeing with her but she just did it so smooth. Like it was very natural for her... Lmao!!!

Now that's Queen B lmao

I didn't know aggies came from Essex.

This episode seems to be a pale immitation of all the drama of eccie, it even has the whales.

http://www.itv.com/essex/photos/its-...ver-10pm-itvbe

I can just imagine a Rice graduate being accused of being an Aggie, that is equivalent to a well brought up girl from Richmond being accused of being an Essex girl.

You can take a girl out of Richmond, but you can't take a Richmond (sausage) out of a girl.

[essence]

Originally Posted by Wakeup

Make no mistake...my wife HATES chipping her nails...

You are so wrong. It was one of the first things you found attractive about her - the imperfections

As you can see from the pic, she's got very feminine, small, girly hands. And she's concerned with the state of her nail polish...very girlie...

I can honestly say that Valerie is a very sexy woman. She, like all of us has imperfections, but nothing worth mentioning in a review. I mean her nail polish was chipped! Gah! What was she thinking

A bit of history and maybe a more honest expose - Wakeup has a heart after all....

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=176025

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=199517

[Wakeup]

Essence has no idea how appropriate that second thread is today...

[Dorian Gray]

^^^^

[Happy Anniversary]

[Wakeup]

Thanks man. Five years...hard to believe we've put up with each other this long.

[Guest032117]

Not hard to believe at all. You're a perfect pair.

[essence]

Originally Posted by Wakeup

Essence has no idea how appropriate that second thread is today...

I hope she gets as much wakeup as she did 5 years ago. I hope neither of you are working tomorrow.

Any, best wishes to you both.

Serendipitious or what?

What do you mean I have no idea? Wrong again.

[dearhunter]

Shaking the bushes here, boss.........Val is a good whore, boss.........don't ban me........again........boss.

[essence]

I think she needs a good spanking and a threesome as reward for putting up with him.