Nobody considers you stupid Taylor (I posted that meme pic as a funny but not directed at you specifically). Should have known it would not be well received. Moving on however.
I have seen both sides of the menu offered: BBBJ and CBJ. I have seen providers in SA who require covers. I had no regrets. I do think a few moments of research in the Welcome Wagon from other providers who list CBJ and the cold response would be a hint that its not a popular menu option in these parts.
Just from my own POV, I saw your ad and menu. After a few moments of trying to find decent pictures, I moved on. You do not need to show your face but the rest of the package should be shown.
As far as those 75 reviews go, well, those of us with a little experience here know what that is worth. That is all I got to say about that.
A showcase would do you justice in your marketing in this area. I have a laptop you can use and I would love to help out with the pics

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All the best to you and I really mean that!