Anyone have "The One That Got Away?"

[pxmcc]

Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

Indeed as I jog my memory there is one I met many moons ago. In all honesty she gave the best BBBJ known to man and even though some time has passed I can still feel the effects and to date I haven't met anyone with her skill set it was definitely a loss but I'm a rolling stone.

Try a bang n go bbbj cimnqns with peachy sexy and report back. I bet she'd go toe to toe with your gal who is TOTGA and gave you the best blowjob ever. If you're bigger than average or a freakazoid down there, her full skill set will blow you away, IMHO. She's 5 feet and 100 pounds btw.

[Sistine Chapel]

Originally Posted by pxmcc

Try a bang n go bbbj cimnqns with peachy sexy and report back. I bet she'd go toe to toe with your gal who is TOTGA and gave you the best blowjob ever. If you're bigger than average or a freakazoid down there, her full skill set will blow you away, IMHO. She's 5 feet and 100 pounds btw.

I don't do BNG's but I will check out her profile.

[pxmcc]

Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

I don't do BNG's but I will check out her profile.

Bng is just if ur on a tight hobby budget. She's totally worth 3 benjis for f.h. if it's in ur price range. 1 hr. of sheer mayhem. I reviewed her awhile back; you can see what a session with her looks like. (Course full ROS requires PA.)

K sorry, back on topic. Who else has some slightly painful (lol) TOTGA stories that they would be willing to share?

[eccieuser9500]

Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

[pxmcc]

Originally Posted by eccieuser9500

I found the original post offensive and the repost offensive.
Have you neither read the thread guidelines nor the prodigal son (lol as to the latter)? I decided to read the Eccie rules and abide by them. Who knew? Actually I paid a lot of money (like 100k ouch) supposedly to learn how to read rules. So I am going to try it out! And if said post or repost fall in a grey area, then I'm going to try out the RTM button. My briefs usually run about 6 pages, with caselaw cites whoops I mean thread cites. Course if it goes to Wakeup, he's going to fall over laughing! So no worries! ha ha. I might have better luck with Spice, even though I insulted him back in the day. He's cool! Who knew?!

But seriously, I am entitled to peaceful enjoyment of the site no less than both of you. Capice?

[pxmcc]

But if my research indicates what I think it will, and Pistolero receives the RTM memo, umm you might want to fasten your seat belts and put your helmet on. Could be a bumpy ride ahead. I'm speaking from experience lol.

[Sistine Chapel]

Originally Posted by pxmcc

But seriously, I am entitled to peaceful enjoyment of the site no less than both of you. Capice?

You are entitled to peace but that post by DG was pretty funny you gotta admit. Reminded me of closing the door on a bible salesman. lol

[pxmcc]

Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

You are entitled to peace but that post by DG was pretty funny you gotta admit. Reminded me of closing the door on a bible salesman. lol

SC, I can take a joke and don't mind a good-natured ribbing. That's not what this was. There's a history here that precedes your time on the Board. This was a straight up diss, and DG knows it as well as I.

Carry on.

[Space Cowboy]

You mean the ones that escaped from the handcuffs?

or do you mean the pimps that escaped your UFC skills?

Either way, keep on munching on those peppers while drinking motor oil, you badass ginger you.

[pxmcc]

Originally Posted by Space Cowboy

You mean the ones that escaped from the handcuffs?

or do you mean the pimps that escaped your UFC skills?

Either way, keep on munching on those peppers while drinking motor oil, you badass ginger you.

Goddam Space, we've been missing your crazy MD ass in here! Where the hell you been? Frickin running off with Caroline Davenport or some shit? No goddam wonder she takes forever to reply to my damn PMs! lol. She b busy, real busy...

Hey if you have like 4 hours lol, go read my crazy ass review of LipsXLuv. Caroline better watch out, she might have some competition for finest provider to swing through H-town..lol.

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by peabody

I sometimes think about girls in high school and early college I passed on because i was to stupid to know they were serving up soft balls and i struckout.

They are all fat, ugly, and lonely now. Or haven't you noticed?

If not, go to the next re-union.

[CarolineDavenport]

Originally Posted by pxmcc

Goddam Space, we've been missing your crazy MD ass in here! Where the hell you been? Frickin running off with Caroline Davenport or some shit? No goddam wonder she takes forever to reply to my damn PMs! lol. She b busy, real busy...

Hey if you have like 4 hours lol, go read my crazy ass review of LipsXLuv. Caroline better watch out, she might have some competition for finest provider to swing through H-town..lol.

Umm... so stop sending me PMs? I will not give you a discount. I will not give you anal. I will not make any exceptions for you, no matter which of your handles you use to contact me or offer to review me. Aren't you the creepy guy that had an entire conversation with himself between his two handles on a review? Yep, here it is: http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1422043

Keep my name out of your mouth, please. Thanks.

[eccieuser9500]

Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport

Umm... so stop sending me PMs?

Keep my name out of your mouth, please. Thanks.

Wow.

[Fancyinheels]

Well, this thread just got WAY more interesting!

[tbone77494]

Originally Posted by pxmcc

Try a bang n go bbbj cimnqns with peachy sexy and report back. I bet she'd go toe to toe with your gal who is TOTGA and gave you the best blowjob ever. If you're bigger than average or a freakazoid down there, her full skill set will blow you away, IMHO. She's 5 feet and 100 pounds btw.

This. +1.

I took a little video of her blowing me. Showed it to an UTR girl who is trying to teach herself to DT. She was like "dayum."