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		|  10-21-2016, 07:30 PM | #1 |  
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				 I am a Heffalump, working out of state, should I visit Houston? 
 
			
			Where are the great places to stay? 
 Does anyone have a comprehensive list of local ophthalmologists ?
 
 Food, I require that in bulk, a comprehensive list of buffets would be nice also.
 
 Is there a place local, that sells condoms and lube in bulk?
 
 Is there a photographer avalible to take pictures so I may update my show case?
 
 And to you sweet men's I do enjoy a ride across town of it is not too much trouble.
 
 For an extra good time, ask me about skinless options. No butt love.
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		|  10-21-2016, 09:20 PM | #2 |  
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			Answers to all questions are HERE 
And it's not even February.
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		|  10-21-2016, 09:39 PM | #3 |  
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					Originally Posted by lookn4boobies  Where are the great places to stay? 
 Does anyone have a comprehensive list of local ophthalmologists ?
 
 Food, I require that in bulk, a comprehensive list of buffets would be nice also.
 
 Is there a place local, that sells condoms and lube in bulk?
 
 Is there a photographer avalible to take pictures so I may update my show case?
 
 And to you sweet men's I do enjoy a ride across town of it is not too much trouble.
 
 For an extra good time, ask me about skinless options. No butt love.
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you forgot to mention her showcase will be 24 pics of her face and hair taken at just the right angle........
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		|  10-21-2016, 10:57 PM | #4 |  
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			PM me your rates for the butt love. Are you open to me penetrating you with a warm curling iron, using icy hot as lube? 
 Can't wait to meet you!
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		|  10-22-2016, 05:04 AM | #5 |  
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			make sure you bring your 89 lb anorexic addict friend with the crazy eyes for doubles
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		|  10-22-2016, 07:20 AM | #6 |  
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					Originally Posted by Brooke Wilde  PM me your rates for the butt love. Are you open to me penetrating you with a warm curling iron, using icy hot as lube? 
 Can't wait to meet you!
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No way! I am not falling for that one again, the past 3 times, once that icy hot wears off... My butt hurted for weeks.
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		|  10-22-2016, 08:26 AM | #7 |  
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		|  10-22-2016, 09:30 AM | #8 |  
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			Well if you're at least okay with the warm curling iron, I'm still interested.
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		|  10-22-2016, 03:14 PM | #9 |  
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			I'm only interested if your Heffalump ass is bringing along a Woozle for doubles.  No woozles, no deal.
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		|  10-22-2016, 08:21 PM | #10 |  
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					Originally Posted by GracePreston  I'm only interested if your Heffalump ass is bringing along a Woozle for doubles.  No woozles, no deal. |    |  
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		|  10-22-2016, 09:36 PM | #11 |  
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					Originally Posted by lookn4boobies  Food, I require that in bulk, a comprehensive list of buffets would be nice also. |  
Nothing says I love you like Hartz Chicken Buffet here's one of my recent photos...
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		|  10-22-2016, 09:58 PM | #12 |  
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					Originally Posted by GracePreston  I'm only interested if your Heffalump ass is bringing along a Woozle for doubles.  No woozles, no deal. |  
My driver..... Pffft
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		|  10-22-2016, 10:00 PM | #13 |  
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					Originally Posted by Brooke Wilde  Well if you're at least okay with the warm curling iron, I'm still interested. |  
That is negotiable ..... It's all about the Benjamin's ( or Abe Lincons on the right day)
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		|  10-22-2016, 11:25 PM | #14 |  
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					Originally Posted by Prime Time  Nothing says I love you like Hartz Chicken Buffet here's one of my recent photos...  |  
They frequently posting pictures of their food.
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		|  10-22-2016, 11:28 PM | #15 |  
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					Originally Posted by Tony Gambino  you forgot to mention her showcase will be 24 pics of her face and hair taken at just the right angle........ |  
+1
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