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02-26-2017, 09:39 PM
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Dear BP Racist Guy,
I know, I get it, you're horny and you've never been with a black girl in your life. But please, do not ask me if my hair is real. We all know it's not.
Dear BP Old Fucker,
You're not 50, I can clearly tell you're older than my great grandfather. And please, stop trying to pinch my nipples, I get violent.
Dear BP Birthday Boy,
Congrats, you made it another year! That doesn't mean you can get a discount on a 15-minute blow job.
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No, I cannot give you a rate for 3 minutes. Slide the money under the door, knocking 6 times, and keep walking.
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I don't care that you have muscles and girls say you can eat pussy like a starving fat kid, I'm not paying YOU to see me. I'm sure some gay bear is looking for a hot stud like you.
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02-26-2017, 10:48 PM
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Did you loose your wand again? Or do we need a go find me for a gas powered one?
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02-26-2017, 10:59 PM
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Go fund me! Damn spell check. Ms BP lady!
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02-27-2017, 02:20 AM
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Lol no I have it
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02-27-2017, 05:28 AM
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I'm very curious about this wand reference.
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02-27-2017, 05:45 AM
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I'm very curious about this wand reference. 
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A wand of the Hitachi magic variety...
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02-27-2017, 02:04 PM
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Haha... love your sense of humor....
By the way, there's nothing wrong with having a nice attractive black girl on you. Part of the reasons why I'm really here. Fuck his rascit ass !!!
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02-27-2017, 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Panthercat
Haha... love your sense of humor....
By the way, there's nothing wrong with having a nice attractive black girl on you. Part of the reasons why I'm really here. Fuck his rascit ass !!!
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Literally or figuratively?
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02-27-2017, 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Panthercat
Haha... love your sense of humor....
By the way, there's nothing wrong with having a nice attractive black girl on you. Part of the reasons why I'm really here. Fuck his rascit ass !!!
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Some guys just don't know how to express themselves I guess
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02-27-2017, 05:22 PM
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This doctor prescribes a tequila date.
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02-27-2017, 05:23 PM
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Sounds like you need a tequila date to me.
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02-27-2017, 05:24 PM
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Site hanging up on my phone, sorry for double post.
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02-27-2017, 05:27 PM
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That just means DOUBLE TEQUILA!!!
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02-27-2017, 09:51 PM
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Nice play to bail me out! Double T can be arranged. As you know, I always bring the big bottles.
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