Guys- you're not gay but you fantasize about giving blow jobs

[genus]

Originally Posted by Chung Tran

my understanding is he finished the dick sucking, and is now engaged in BLS..

OP don't forget to give the starfish some love too Also its very important to have the pitching and catching discussion before you go any further

[berkleigh]

Originally Posted by 4pargolf

Good grief

Lmao. Right.


Hey OP, I have a super hot gay friend.
He's Egyptian and kinda looks like George Michael.
If you wanna suck his cock, lemme know, I will hook you up

[Dallas_Texan]

Originally Posted by FellatioPlease

"You can build a hundred bridges and no one calls you a bridge builder.....but suck one cock and you're forever known as a cock sucker." Just sayin.

I think after 100 bridges I'd be calling you a bridge builder. #justsayin

To the OP: I knew from the moment I read ur post, you were gonna be in big trouble here.

[BossyWillson]

Originally Posted by TinMan

So, does that mean that getting a dildo stuck up your ass isn't gay as long as it's a chick doing it?

Yes

[Guest121018]

I'm pretty sure that makes you bi considering I would literally puke. I fantasize about eating a nice cameltoe pussy and pounding the hell out of it. Lol

[FunInDFW]

Originally Posted by DrBWC

I'm pretty sure that makes you bi considering I would literally puke. I fantasize about eating a nice cameltoe pussy and pounding the hell out of it. Lol

Glad to know the world revolves around what makes you puke.

[BBW Katrina]

"Sometimes you gotta suck a dick to know you don't like sucking dick"
Neighbors 2...funny shit.

[IMN2U]

Originally Posted by Chung Tran

I have the guy for you, he needs cash..

http://northeasttexas.backpage.com/W...-asap/48967673

Chung, wait... Chung, is that a picture of you? Oh man, it is! **snicker** Look, i understand you are always looking for a good deal, but this guy may not be ready for you yet. At least be gentle.

[Randall Creed]

Originally Posted by TheEccie214

My ass is sore.

Why am I not surprised.

[TheEccie214]

Originally Posted by Randall Creed

Why am I not surprised.

Nobody on this site makes me laugh as hard as you RC.

[OneStarLuck07]

Originally Posted by BBW Katrina

"Sometimes you gotta suck a dick to know you don't like sucking dick"
Neighbors 2...funny shit.

I totally forgot about that movie. Thanks for reminding me to see it.

/why is this thread still alive?

[pyramider]

Because the OP really wants it to go away.

[OneStarLuck07]

Haha...Sucks for him...Haha

[Admiral Giggle]

This pic should make any guy or gal question themselves.

[Prolongus]

What if you've sucked a hundred cocks but built one bridge...and the damn thing fell apart. Would you be known as that Cocksucking Bridge Builder?

OP, I would try to find that UPS driver. While sucking that enormous cock, just think of it as a REALLY LARGE CLIT.