I've taught them prison rules so I don't get in trouble - snitches get stiches. LOL
In all seriousness, it's just my youngest that may tell her mother. She likes to tell on her brothers to me so I wouldn't be surprised if she told on me to her mother. Whatever, I pay all the fucking bills. I'll do what I want with my children. If my ex doesn't like it, tough shit. She can start paying all the bills and I will do whatever she wants if she wants that financial responsibility. Until then, I will let my little ones be loose and free when they are around me.
My youngest likes to spin shit for dramatic effect. She's the one who is going to get me in trouble. She's a tattletale so I'm pretty much fucked. My kids will all be wearing hazmat suits once she spills the beans and I want to stay out of court.