DPST Explained

[Tiny]

Some new posters may see the term "DPST", pronounced "dipshit", and wonder what it means. DPST is a list of characteristics that politicians display. To become a world class politician in the United States, a person must satisfy at least three of the DPST criteria, which are as follows.

D is for Dumb Ass
P is for Politician
S is for Shithead
and T is for REDNECK.

Just kidding, T is for Transvestite. Apologies to Ray Wylie Hubbard.

So, let's take some examples.

President Donald Trump is a Dumb Ass, a Politician, and a Shithead. Thus he is a world class politician.

Nancy Pelosi is also a Dumb Ass, a Politician, and a Shithead. She's world class.

Mitch McConnell is a Politician, and when passing legislation he can be a Shithead. So is Mitch world class? Yes he is. We must use process of elimination to determine which of the remaining two categories he fits into. Mitch is one of the shrewdest and smartest Congressmen we have. So he certainly is not a Dumb Ass. Therefore, he must be a transvestite, most likely a closet transvestite since we never see him dressed in women's clothes.

It's possible that Donald Trump is also a closet transvestite, and that Nancy Pelosi is a transvestite masquerading as a woman. This would mean they satisfy all four categories, which would make them truly all time world class politicians, like Winston Churchill or Adolph Hitler. However, my money's against it.

Now those of you who never knew won't have to live in the dark.

[oeb11]

From the originator:
D- Democrat
P-Progressive
S-Socialist
T-Totalitarian


All words One may speak in front of One's grandmother

[matchingmole]

D uped
P obuckers
S upporting
T rump

[oeb11]

mm - what happened to Ur meme????

[matchingmole]

It's being digitised at the moment...the Smithsonian wants the original to save for posterity.

[The_Waco_Kid]

Originally Posted by matchingmole

It's being digitised at the moment...the Smithsonian wants the original to save for posterity.

translation - the mod squad sent you a "cease and desist" notice for meme abuse.


BAHHAHAAAA

[matchingmole]

Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid

translation - the mod squad sent you a "cease and desist" notice for meme abuse.


BAHHAHAAAA

No...government people requested it from me so that they can digitise it to an even higher resolution...and save it for future generations to enjoy. I'll have the original back soon. Can't wait to post the higher resolution new version. The G nerds are going over it byte by byte..or so they tell me.

[dilbert firestorm]

really mgm, converting your meme to a different resolution takes only a few seconds....

[matchingmole]

Not with this Government doing it. Very inefficient administration..they are handling it about as well as Trump did with the pandemic.

[The_Waco_Kid]

Originally Posted by matchingmole

No...government people requested it from me so that they can digitise it to an even higher resolution...and save it for future generations to enjoy. I'll have the original back soon. Can't wait to post the higher resolution new version. The G nerds are going over it byte by byte..or so they tell me.

if you say so.

[matchingmole]

Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid

if you say so.

I typed it in words...




And behold...


The words became



flush......................

[The_Waco_Kid]

Originally Posted by matchingmole

I typed it in words...




And behold...


The words became



meow...................

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[dilbert firestorm]

[matchingmole]

Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid

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A cat ass trophy.......




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[dilbert firestorm]