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Originally Posted by gnadfly
Does there really need to be a knock down drag out to see who gets the last chicken wing?
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reminds me of an old joke
the preacher was coming over for sunday dinner
all the kids had been taught it wasn't polite to be the one to take the last bit of food
the family and the preacher were around the table, just about finishing up, but there was one last pork chop on the platter,
all of a sudden the wind came up and blew through the window and the coal oil lamp went out and the room went dark
everyone heard a loud scream from the preacher and when they got the lamp re-lit, there were seven forks stuck in the back of his hand