JOW BIDEN

[Strokey_McDingDong]

I've been waiting to see this one HOE but she doesn't have her shit together. I usually don't see complete strangers, but I am pretty horny. I just prefer to have a bit of a rapport, because I'm GAY. I could also try the dating thing, but I feel like I should get vaccinated before heading out to the clubs and shit. I was messaging with some horny bitch on Tinder. She started talking to me about how much she likes to fuck, so I'm thinking she is prob DTF and ready to go after a couple of dates. She might even be a nympho. She looks a little weird in the face, though, and I couldn't tell if she was hot or not, so I abandoned that prospect. She also told me that her teeth are jacked up, and she doesn't show them in any of her photos. I still have her number, though.

For more stroking tips and tricks, feel free to PM.

[winn dixie]

I think of raw dawgin pelosi when I jerk!

[Strokey_McDingDong]

Just imagine that 80 year old face on a 20-year-old's body, and you should be good to go.

[Tiny]

Originally Posted by Strokey_McDingDong

Just imagine that 80 year old face on a 20-year-old's body, and you should be good to go.

The secret is to consume enormous quantities of alcohol before you do the deed. But not so enormous that you pass out. Also 200 mg Viagra helps. It's a finely tuned balance.

[winn dixie]

The photo shopped gal dont have has big boobies as my baby

[Strokey_McDingDong]

You babies tits are 80 years old, dude. She's wearing a push up bra. You're going to be disappointed if you ever get to see those things drop to her knees due to the curvature of the spacetime continuum.

[winn dixie]

They gonna dangle like pendulums

[eccieuser9500]

[adav8s28]

Originally Posted by Tiny

Gentlemen, out of good Christian charity, I propose we each chip in $20 and buy McDingDong a really good piece of ass. That may be the only way we can save him from himself. Otherwise I believe excessive masturbation will drive him to become insane.

Isn't he gainfully employed? He got a chemistry degree and then went into something else. He should go to the "daily lineup" section for his city on a website that has one. I am sure he could kind find something within his budget.

[adav8s28]

Originally Posted by Tiny

Don't let COVID rule your life. Get an N95 mask and a hooker and do her reverse cowboy or doggy style. And for goodness sake, like Oeb said, shave your palms. No woman likes a man with hairy palms.

Tiny, good advice. Especially for someone who does not want to get the vaccine. It seems like there are quite a few on here that fall into that category.

[Strokey_McDingDong]

I don't have a degree in chemistry.

I've got a rare degree.
I've never met another person who has it.

I think you did biochem or biology, which is weak af.

[bambino]

Originally Posted by winn dixie

Its spiritual to touch oneself.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM

[dilbert firestorm]

Originally Posted by eccieuser9500

SPLORF!!!! LOL!!!

[dilbert firestorm]

Originally Posted by bambino

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM

FTFY!

[dilbert firestorm]

Originally Posted by Strokey_McDingDong

JOE BIDEN

NO FUCKING NO