Adiós, Matt Gaetz. Nobody will miss you.

[tommy156]

Matt Gaetz is no longer a member of Congress. The House erupted in cheers upon hearing the news - and a tiny bit of American integrity has been recovered.

Dude was about as popular as jock itch

https://nypost.com/2025/01/03/us-new...-florida-seat/

[Salty Again]

... I have the feeling that some in Congress ain't seen or heard
the last of Matt Gaetz. ... Now that Matt is a reporter, he can
now report things... And he'll no doubt have A LOT to reveal. ...

#### Salty

[lustylad]

Hey Tommy - didn't the House Ethics Committee release a report on Gaetz's misbehavior? I recall you and Gristle were looking forward to reading it, calling it a "Christmas gift".

Can one of yinz post the Cliff notes version of what was in that report? Please don't leave out any of the salacious parts.

Thanks in advance!

[Devo]

I focus on results, not individuals.

Means nothing to me, never has, never will.

I see the four years ahead, enjoy your meaningless faux victory.

[Unique_Carpenter]

Who??
Seriously

[HDGristle]

Originally Posted by lustylad

Hey Tommy - didn't the House Ethics Committee release a report on Gaetz's misbehavior? I recall you and Gristle were looking forward to reading it, calling it a "Christmas gift".

Can one of yinz post the Cliff notes version of what was in that report? Please don't leave out any of the salacious parts.

Thanks in advance!

Sure. A bipartisan committee was a dick who engaged in a plethora of inappropriate and illegal behavior including [redacted].

To read the rest, Google it.

[lustylad]

Originally Posted by HDGristle

Sure. A bipartisan committee was a dick who engaged in a plethora of inappropriate and illegal behavior including [redacted].

Wait - an entire bipartisan committee was a dick? You mean collectively? Which committee and what kind of inappropriate and/or illegal behavior did they engage in?

[Devo]

Then please explain why a report issued under a Democratic brain dead president and a Democratic DOJ didn't result in charges?

You have people who farted illegally on January 6th doing a decade.

[Devo]

Originally Posted by HDGristle

Sure. A bipartisan committee was a dick who engaged in a plethora of inappropriate and illegal behavior including [redacted].

To read the rest, Google it.

You do know, your cryptic nature is so edgy.

[Mistershark]

Originally Posted by Devo

I focus on results, not individuals.

Means nothing to me, never has, never will.

I see the four years ahead, enjoy your meaningless faux victory.

Wow. Didn’t think I’d actually see a Matt Gaetz supporter.

[HDGristle]

Originally Posted by lustylad

what kind of inappropriate and/or illegal behavior did they engage in?

The kind that can't be discussed here because it violates forum decorum and rules.

Which you're aware of.

He paid to [redacted] and [redacted] with [redacted]. For the Ethics committee to actually release the report describing his [prohibited topics] was a delightful mix of doing their jobs AND spite for a pretty deplorable, [redacted] human being.

Poor Nestor.

[Salty Again]

Originally Posted by Mistershark

Wow. Didn’t think I’d actually see a Matt Gaetz supporter.

... There are A LOT of them. ... ...

Seeing-as all those allegations of Matt Gaetz brought
NO CHARGES. ... Maybe President Joe will pardon him.

#### Salty

[lustylad]

Well, at least he didn't sleep with a Chicom spy, did he?



And what happened to that congressional "hush fund" set up for situations like this? Why wasn't Matt allowed to dip into it - like his fellow House members do whenever they need to cover up their peccadillos?

[HDGristle]

No, just [redacted]

[tommy156]

Originally Posted by Mistershark

Wow. Didn’t think I’d actually see a Matt Gaetz supporter.

Oh yeah, he supports everything Gaetz does. Said he wants to "party" with him.