Just a Rumour (For Now)!

[Salty Again]

... G'day Stumpers,

... Yes, yes - I'm aware of the story of President Trump
discussing "Allegator Alcatraz" on His visit.
And how Trump was asked something concerning a moat
and Trump replied about the use of crocodiles.

... The cars, letters and messages I'm getting - with the
questions IF The President actually consulted me with
the idea of sending crocodiles to the Rio Grande river
to deter illegal crossing....

... First off - NO, Trump did not consult me with
the idea of placing crocs in the Rio Grande. ... I think
that was just one o' those "off the cuff" remarks
that The President likes to make.

... So, to be fair - IF the President would have consulted
me knowledge of things - I would have suggested that
since His success in the Rwanda-Congo conflict, that
it surely might be easier to import some of the
African crocodiles to the Rio Grande river. ...

... But Trump didn't ask (yet) - and was probably
just joking on the matter...

... So, for the present time - just a rumour!
I'll let you mates know if the situation changes.

#### Salty

[Lantern2814]

Florida residents don't bat an eye at gators. How many videos have been put up of gators wandering onto the fairway at golf courses? While the players laugh about it and go about their business. Criminal illegals who don't know how to handle them? Could get mighty interesting if anybody tries to run.

As for the Nile crocodiles, there have been stories of a few being found in various places in Florida. They're just a tad more aggressive than their American cousins.

[Salty Again]

Originally Posted by Lantern2814

Florida residents don't bat an eye at gators. How many videos have been put up of gators wandering onto the fairway at golf courses? While the players laugh about it and go about their business. Criminal illegals who don't know how to handle them? Could get mighty interesting if anybody tries to run.

As for the Nile crocodiles, there have been stories of a few being found in various places in Florida. They're just a tad more aggressive than their American cousins.

... Well, our saltie crocs prolly take the biscuit, mate.
But those Africa ones, Nile and what-not - might be enough.

#### Salty

[VitaMan]

Did you take the biscuit, Saltie ?

[fd-guy]

Why bother telling us that no one consults you about anything? We already knew that.

[Yssup Rider]

You ain't gettin nuffin, Salty. And your cup of self esteem shirley runneth over. But since you've chosen to take us to Fantasy Island ...

Wait a tic... is this another TROLL thread?

Must be. You're deifying Twatler again.

SNICK.

(BTW mate, Rio Grande means BIG RIVER. No need to append it with "River." That would be like saying Gulf of Mexico Gulf. No wonder Trump didn't ask you about stocking the rio with crocs... maybe you thought he was talking about your shoes?)

No offense mate, all in good fun, eh?

[Bunter Hiden]

Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

You ain't gettin nuffin, Salty. And your cup of self esteem shirley runneth over. But since you've chosen to take us to Fantasy Island ...

Wait a tic... is this another TROLL thread?

Must be. You're deifying Twatler again.

SNICK.

(BTW mate, Rio Grande means BIG RIVER. No need to append it with "River." That would be like saying Gulf of Mexico Gulf. No wonder Trump didn't ask you about stocking the rio with crocs... maybe you thought he was talking about your shoes?)

When salty creates these weird threads, it reminds me of gun lovers that dream of being in a gunfight and saving the day. He does the same thing. Sits around and day dreams that he's relevant enough for someone to let him in the "inner" circle. There's nothing to see here, just like there wasn't anything to see about that weird immigration thread a while back.

I hope you have some family to look after you salty. I'd say in Australia, but we all know you aren't Australian. You're just a cosplayer on a hooker board. Pathetic.

[Salty Again]

Originally Posted by VitaMan

Did you take the biscuit, Saltie ?

... Explain.

#### Salty

[Jacky S]

Originally Posted by Bunter Hiden

You're just a cosplayer on a hooker board. Pathetic.

Aren’t we all?

[Salty Again]

Originally Posted by fd-guy

Why bother telling us that no one consults you about anything? We already knew that.

... Wasn't telling YOU, per se, fd-guy.

The thread is for some o' me-own mates who were
asking me about it. ... Crocs in the Rio Grande there.

... Hmmmmm... Once again, I'm rather baffled as-to WHY
lads here post when they don't fancy the thread topic...
Seems to happen constantly in this forum. ... ...

#### Salty

[VitaMan]

Trump consulting you a rumor ?

That would be Trump living rent free in your head 24/7

A saltie crock

[Yssup Rider]

You remember the old saying - Ask a stupid question…

Or didn’t yall have those in Australia?

[fd-guy]

Originally Posted by Salty Again

... Wasn't telling YOU, per se, fd-guy.

The thread is for some o' me-own mates who were
asking me about it. ... Crocs in the Rio Grande there.

... Hmmmmm... Once again, I'm rather baffled as-to WHY
lads here post when they don't fancy the thread topic...
Seems to happen constantly in this forum. ... ...

#### Salty

Lol. Really? Well allow me to post your "response" from another thread:

Originally Posted by Salty Again

... Don't write things in yer initial post IF you don't fancy
a responce there, mate.

<snipped the rest as meaningless>
##### Salty

I realize you MAGAs aren't good at being self-aware, but just try to stay a little consistent.

[Salty Again]

Originally Posted by fd-guy

Lol. Really? Well allow me to post your "response" from another thread:



I realize you MAGAs aren't good at being self-aware, but just try to stay a little consistent.

... Too busy WINNING to be self-aware, mate.

Watching President Trump's administration deport illegals.
And warning them to be careful crossing the river. ...

##### Salty

[Lucas McCain]

Salty, you really should have just let this silly ass thread die as it was headed. There is nothing to discuss here unless you just want to be insulted for more goofball shit that you invited folks to comment on due to the words in your original post.

Edit for below: Alright, Salty, keep bumping it then. All of those "likes" for the posters above obviously were from other posters who greatly appreciate the words of wisdom in your original post and many of your other similar insightful posts. LOL

By the way, I don't need you to tell me what the rules are. You never see "BANNED" under my handle name for a reason. Regardless, if someone starts a thread like this, I expect some leeway to be given in the comments due to the nature of its absurdity.