Let’s all go to the movies…

[Yssup Rider]

Rotten Tomatoes rates MELANIA lower than CATS.

If you like seeing a movie in an empty theater… go see CATS.

Fittingly, it’s a colossal flop already. After only one day.

Concession stand is selling popcorn with a little pepper spray. Soft drinks with lots of ICE. And of course, Kleenex available inside.

And a special rate for spectators who just want a bng.

Propaganda that would make even Dinesh D’Souza gag.

Hurry up guys. There are lots of empty seats in PGH for today’s showing.

[jayzee43]

The London premiere sold ONE ticket.

Can't make this up





https://www.mylondon.news/news/celeb...ust-1-33323049

[bambino]

You’re watching a movie in real time now. The end won’t be for everyone.

NCSWIC

[bambino]

BREAKING: President Trump is being praised nationwide after he spotted military men at the MELANIA premiere — and invited them up to his private suite ��������

THAT’S why morale is so high right now.

Trump respects these men more than anything.

https://x.com/ericldaugh/status/2017...035778298?s=42


SNICK

[Green_Mountain]

Cry harder.

Melania opened to approximately $8.1 million domestically over the 3-day weekend (Friday-Sunday), with Friday's take around $2.9 million. This positions it as a record-breaking opening for a non-concert documentary in the past decade, surpassing films like After Death ($5 million opening in 2023).

Sources like Deadline and The Hollywood Reporter noted it pacing for or achieving around $8 million+, with strong audience reception in certain demographics (e.g., 72% women, 72% over 55, high in Southern and conservative-leaning markets like Florida, Texas, and the South Central region). It earned an 'A' CinemaScore, strong PostTrak scores, and a 99% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes.

[HDGristle]

How many times did you and Bam go watch it together? 5, 6, 18 times?

[Green_Mountain]

That’s a good idea.

Meet at Fiori’s after? Isn’t that your go to?

[jayzee43]

Originally Posted by bambino

BREAKING: president trump is being praised nationwide after he spotted military men at the melania premiere — and invited them up to his private suite ��������

THAT’S why morale is so high right now.

trump respects these men more than anything.

https://x.com/ericldaugh/status/2017...035778298?s=42


SNICK

Lol. Morale is "so high right now"? On what planet?

[jayzee43]

Originally Posted by Green_Mountain

Cry harder.

Melania opened to approximately $8.1 million domestically over the 3-day weekend (Friday-Sunday), with Friday's take around $2.9 million. This positions it as a record-breaking opening for a non-concert documentary in the past decade, surpassing films like After Death ($5 million opening in 2023).

Sources like Deadline and The Hollywood Reporter noted it pacing for or achieving around $8 million+, with strong audience reception in certain demographics (e.g., 72% women, 72% over 55, high in Southern and conservative-leaning markets like Florida, Texas, and the South Central region). It earned an 'A' CinemaScore, strong PostTrak scores, and a 99% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes.

Mostly old ladies and journalists bought tickets, according to sources.



And who's crying?

[bambino]

Good Morning!
Melania Movie eyes an $8 million opening weekend from 1,800 theaters! Potentially the biggest documentary debut in a decade!! ��✨

Congratulations @FLOTUS @MELANIATRUMP!!

Melania Movie may be the trigger!��
��Government partial Shutdown - Military is funded!
��New Fed Chair Announced - Kevin Warsh scares Banks!
��New DOJ Position for Fraud - Colin McDonald!
��Fmr. CNN Don Lemon arrested - 2 Felony Charges!
��Tom Homan running the MN show!
��Witnessed Shorties Crime Spree with Silver / Gold!
��JPM, BOA, Jamie Dimon and other Big Banks named in Newly released Epstein Files!!! ����
justice.gov/epstein
The Storm is Upon Them!

[Green_Mountain]

Originally Posted by jayzee43

Mostly old ladies and journalists bought tickets, according to sources.



And who's crying?

Try again. “This positions it as a record-breaking opening for a non-concert documentary in the past decade”

And I certainly didn’t think the fwee-fwee pally-stine or David Hogg fan club was going to attend.

Describe anybody you know?

[bambino]

Originally Posted by jayzee43

Lol. Morale is "so high right now"? On what planet?

Earth


BAHAHAHA

[eyecu2]

After the Melania screening -Abraham Lincoln was quoted - " the second worst experience I had at a theater"

[jayzee43]

Originally Posted by eyecu2

After the Melania screening -Abraham Lincoln was quoted - " the second worst experience I had at a theater"

[jayzee43]

Originally Posted by bambino

Earth


BAHAHAHA

So is it "morale" or "high" that you don't know the definition of?