I will give him about a month (and that's Generous) before he is Tot!

[CG2014]

Sure, the Strait of Hormuz is closed or will be closed according to the new Supreme Moron of Iran.


I will give him about a month (and that's Generous ) before he is Tot.


(Tot is German for dead)


https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cdxg599655vo


What is he going to use to close it with?


We have 3 Aircraft Carrier strike groups there including submarines carrying nuclear missiles.


Also I very much doubt he is still alive since no one has seen him and he has not made any appearances even after he was named the new Supreme Cannon Fodder!


He was injured during the first day of the war.


https://www.euronews.com/2026/03/12/...neis-condition


All his statements were made by the Iranian news media.

[Schwarzer Ritter]

He who shall not be named?

[CG2014]

Originally Posted by Schwarzer Ritter

He who shall not be named?

Mojtaba Khamenei

[Yssup Rider]

Named but not pronounced?

Dang ol’ Eye-Rainians gonna accept our ways even if it kills ‘em.

Then we can give em healthcare!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Thirty days sounds about right.

[Schwarzer Ritter]

Seven days...

[ICU 812]

Right now, what is keeping the Straits "closed is insurance companies refusing to insure tankers exiting the Arabian Gulf.

I have heard that tankers bound for China are getting through without problems, but those bound for any other nation are tasking fire of one sort ot or another.

Last ight I heard that unconfirmed reports say that "Mo-Jo" is in a coma with an amputated leg.

[Yssup Rider]

Originally Posted by ICU 812

Right now, what is keeping the Straits "closed is insurance companies refusing to insure tankers exiting the Arabian Gulf.

I have heard that tankers bound for China are getting through without problems, but those bound for any other nation are tasking fire of one sort ot or another.

Last ight I heard that unconfirmed reports say that "Mo-Jo" is in a coma with an amputated leg.

That would be a rumor. Why not just call it that?