|  03-25-2011, 12:11 PM | #1 | 
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				 At a bar... 
 
			
			  Having already downed a few power
 
 drinks, she turns around, faces him,
 
 looks him straight in the eye and says,
 
 "Listen here good looking, I screw
 
 anybody, anytime, anywhere,
 
 your place, my place, in the car, front
 
 door, back door, on the ground,
 
 standing up, sitting down,
 
 naked or with clothes on, it doesn't
 
 matter to me. I just love it."   Eyes
 
 now wide with interest, he responds,
 
 "No kidding. I'm in Congress too.
 
 What state are you from?"
 
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